(or ever, as I learned when I told my teacher to “go fuck herself” in 2nd grade because some friends told me it meant “I love you” in English)

*snortgiggles* Today is my birthday and this story is the BEST. PRESENT. EVER.

“orrection=erection”? Bwahaha.

Sunglasses. Maybe.

Wow, you are SO right. He should have played Marcus Swellby, MD (massive dome)

I live about a mile away from a private airport in Boca Raton, Fla. It’s just something I’ve overheard a few times. When a couple wearing the equivalent of the debt of a third world country in blood diamonds carrying luggage made from the skins of virgin angels say “We’re just waiting for them to fuel the pj” you know…

Yes. Now I’m even hungrier!

That dress is made from Jordan Almonds and embellished with Care Bear tears. (Perfect for Megan Trainor?)

That is brolden.

I am sure. I was just playing with the word “engagement”, but I imagine that the job of making students feel included and incorporated is both vital and challenging.

Now I’m hungry.

Schmuck truck.

Probrobly.

I like it. Especially the double negative. (Old Dominion University)

MoriartysringBROne is a BROyal aBRObortion BROne.

ODU=ODB’s alma mater?

I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why the “O”, the “D,” and the”U” were a different color.

I’m all for “bruh-burning”. Going “bruh-less”?