Ellen Neufeldt, Vice President of Student Engagement and Enrollment Services signed her name to this statement.

Sparkly pretty.

There’s no one who’s company I’d rather share.

Deets? ;) (“leave him alone” or “stay away”. )

Makes sense. He uses truffle butter as a tinted moisturizer.

‘tis

bwahaha...”going down”

Assuming that I have a soul...

I fought pretty hard for that status. I raised a real ruckus when I found out that “Sea Org” wasn’t a a program combining the yachting life and the pursuit of multiple orgasms.

I know. Your underwear choices become pubic fodder. Oops, public fodder.

For sure. They can’t even afford help to unload the tequila from the pj.

Xenu, in the library, with a wig comb?

One way to be sure Amal isn’t “Going all Hollywood”? Panties.

Sorry. There’s a MrsBobLobLaw here and since your namesake didn’t have a wife I thought maybe you did. Either way now there’s more “funny” from AD fans.

This is a hard one... On the one hand, tv is already such a putrid, pus-filled abyss of stupidity that the last thing we need is one more reality tv show that leaves us feeling empty after we watch it

Mariah’s the Singularity?

“I couldn’t handle being on a reality show,

This gave me my first laugh of the day. Thank you ;)

The invite.

Great minds...