He really does

1. Axel Braun

So, appearances can be revealing.

I turn 51 tomorrow. I’m feeling very sad for her parents and grateful that I’ve gotten to live twice her lifetime.

YUM!

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

I can’t believe that you don’t believe me. Do I seem like a perv?

Some “Weekend at Bernie’s” ish.

I’m so glad you put yourself on the front line. The rest of us who got stuck there can just giggle from behind you. I almost wish the author would have used a pseudonym. 25 is so tragically young to die.

*snortgiggle*

He does look like a villain. This is his father

I don’t expect it’ll make you change your mind, but:

It doesn’t speak well to the state of sex education in this country, huh? (though in my defense balls were probably a lot different back when I was in school)

Talk about “cresting”

I got a phone call from my father’s attorney a couple of months ago. She told me that she still had a box of his things and before they went into storage she wanted to know if I wanted them, for myself or for one of “the girls”. She wasn’t prying but she took a look and there was a photo she thought we’d want. She…