Andrew Gillum is real, doc. Currently is the mayor of Florida’s capital city, Tallahassee; was the youngest elected city commissioner there at age 23; was Student Body president at FAMU; was honored in High school for leadership; grew up broke AF in “The Bottom” in Miami (Cutler Ridge), graduated high school in…

If you ran for office because God told you to, that’s God telling the rest of us not to vote for you. 

Wistful UNSPICED Pumpkin Mike Pence

Apologies in advance, but whenever Callista Gingrich is mentioned, I am forced to post this picture:

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

I am normally the first to defend famous people’s right to privacy but I swear that if we do not get high quality photos of this dog soon I will single-handedly topple the British monarchy. I will trade you every single photo of any children this or any other royal couple has or will have (from baptism to wedding to…

I’m on my ~weight loss journey~ trying to lose 56 pounds and so far i’ve lost 3, but even though i’ve only lost a few pounds, I feel good. My focus is more on making healthier habits and working on losing the unhealthy ones (like binge-eating disorder and body dysmorphia and eating pints of ice cream for breakfast and…

I am 37 years old and, for the first time since I’ve become a legal adult, I have a positive net worth. After 11 years of paying down a house worth of student loans and socking away for retirement I finally am worth a few hundred dollars more than my debts.  I’m still going to be paying off these damn law school loans…

I sorta have a new pet...meet Slap Dash (aka Slappy) who I believe to be living in that canyon and pops in on me every morning en route to the organic 24/7 vegetarian buffet (my garden). I left out a bucket of water because it’s hot in California and I’m a sucker.

Thanks everyone for your London suggestions — I had an amazing time on my first solo vacation! There were lonely moments, but mostly I loved the freedom to explore/relax/do whatever the heck I wanted at any given moment. I probably spent a little too much money but I work insanely hard and it was nice to enjoy the…

YARP ON HOT FUZZ

YES ON HOT FUZZ

I’ve got to admit, I haven’t seen S4 yet, because I’m dreading the emotional devastation. I was watching BH in parallel with Breaking Bad, and had no trouble finishing the latter. But I have yet to psych myself up for the horrendous things guaranteed to happen to at least three people based on the S3 finale. …

Okay, you need a virgin, a pentacle, a copy of Benjamin Button and a sharp knife.

See, I read that and thought, So Fareed is single now.

She and Gwen Stefani have some scary ass portraits in the attic?

Seriously. Benjamina Button.

No mention of goddess Nicole Byer?... She’s my podcast queen! She has her own show “Why Won’t You Date Me?” but my fav are her appearances on Doughboys: https://headgum.com/high-and-mighty/130-thanksgiving-power-hour-live-with-nicole-byer-nick-wiger-billy-scafuri-and-mano-agapion.

That’s why I just shrug when I see those “Millennials aren’t having kids!!!” articles. I’m two years too old to be considered a millennial, but everything described above combined with my student loan debt, the insane cost of childcare, the destruction of the public school system, and the nonstop gun violence are the…

I am not a religious person by any means, but sometimes when I look at these levels of extreme greed and cruelty, I think there must be hell....there MUST be some great punishment for greed on this level.