... but wasn’t taken seriously by doctors.

I don’t mind that kind of food, but not $79 for it— and not without fucking SALT. Jesus wept.

A POX ON ALL EXPENSIVE VEGETABLE-FOCUSED RESTAURANTS THAT DON’T SALT THEIR FOOD.

I think part of his problem is that, before he became a judge, he spent a lot of time working in highly partisan GOP outfits. That’s not disqualifying, but it does make it harder for him to maintain the equanimity that most justices aspire to. Someone like Gorsuch, by contrast, spent almost entire career either as a…

Agreed. I am terrified every time I am on an airplane, but I won’t let it stop me from traveling. I just try to sleep and hope to wake up, alive and continue on with my life.

I was rear-ended on the freeway several years ago and for a long time after that getting on the freeway terrified me. But I still did it because I didn’t have any other way to get to work. Does that make me a liar?

I am furious at Oscar Isaac for wasting his hotness on this maudlin crying porn. He’s going to have to do a lot of making out with John Boyega if he expects my forgiveness.

NinjaCate writing for Jezebel! For real money!

suave.christian.rocker are three words that should never be in the same sentence. You totally dodged a bullet there.

k yours is my favourite ending so far bahahahaha FUCK that asshole

Junior year of High School. My boyfriend asks if I would mind not going to the prom. He’s been to it before, it’s boring, and costs a lot of money that he doesn’t have. I tell him of course not, I don’t care about stuff like that.

Great. Spring rolls around and I get a call from Taylor.

6th grade, first boyfriend ever. We went out for a month, then he broke up with me. I was fine, just excited to have had my first boyfriend.

This list doesn’t even have Channing Tatum from “She’s The Man” and is therefore void.

I was a really plain kid. Had no idea how to do make-up or dress well. My friends all understood that stuff better than I and had far better dating luck than I did. In high school almost all of them had boyfriends at one time or another but I did not. I had crushes. Intense soul-consuming crushes with boys who largely…

6th grade. Elementary school. I was “going out” with a guy named Paul for about a month. He would walk me home from school everyday. One day we’re walking out of school and this other kid walks up to us and says “hey, I want to walk her home.” A fight ensues. They’re beating each other up. Really going at it. I’m…

I’d put Aaron Samuels on this list too— even though I’m not totally sure Mean Girls counts as a teen rom-com? But he’s got a whole lot of emotional maturity for a teenage boy (drunk girl he’s into is trying to get into his pants in her bedroom, and he’s like let’s slow down and talk about this, ok?), plus cute hair,…

made our palms sweat

He’s not America’s husband, he’s Canadian and he belongs to us.

Most people will little note and care less about the demise of The Village Voice. I am not most people.