I think you mean, in the original film Danny Ocean is played by Frank Sinatra.

“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes,”

She looks enough like Luna Lovegood that my headcanon is well satisfied.

“It’s been, like, 3 hours and you haven’t responded to my texts. What up.”

By that standard, anyone who’s done unChristian things (in the context of a marriage or in life) is disqualified from walking anyone down the aisle. Failed adherence to one tradition makes it inconceivable for someone to participate in any tradition. Meghan is divorced—some Christians would argue that she’s…

For reals. Charles walking Meghan down the aisle is super touching. I teared up a bit. I would be so happy to marry into a family that did not hold the fucked up narcissists in my bio-family against me, and who were supportive instead.

These are great! I sincerely hope “fan in the crowd is dressed as a roast chicken” happens.

Wooo Kelly on the scene!! How exciting.

This is awesome. I feel like Reese Witherspoon is the person Goop aspired to be but failed at it and wound up shilling pussy rocks for 200$ and lost her soul in the process (I may be exaggerating or downplaying how much the vag pebbles cost). Reese has her own “brand” and has branched out on to endeavors without…

I once saw an online quiz that asked “Which Bob’s Burgers character are you?” I did not take it. Instead, I put on my bunny ears and rode off on my Green Machine.

Not going to lie, also getting a Loki vibe from the longer hair.

I think it was that JC always looked like a chiseled adult man. Our teen and tween brains couldn’t handle it. Too much hotness. Accessible vanilla blond hair blue eyed JT was more in our adolescent understanding of sexuality.

Yes, yes he was. My eight-year-old self is VINDICATED, and she will accept tribute for her awesome judgment in the form of gel pens, Lisa Frank notebooks, and American Girl books.

I ALWAYS SAY TO MY SISTER, “Justin fucking stole JC’s life.”

LOVE THE SNAPE BLOWOUT, JC.

JC was also the better dancer. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

I’m going to be completely honest, the long hair was really doing it for me yesterday. I literally texted my brother “Wait, was JC always the hottest?” as soon as I saw him on stage.

Poor JC. Justin Timberlake got the career he deserved. He was a much better singer. Also, he over did it with the black hair dye. It’s looking a little Criss Angelish.

Could we call him “Boss”? Because that would really bring my childhood full circle.