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Holy shit, I need this!

Saw this today on twitter and loved this, from the producer of all in the family, the producers, stand by me, the jeffersons and princess bride.

Since we’re discussing Tim Gunn, I have a talking Tim Gunn bobble head on my desk at work. My wife got it for me at Christian Seriano’s store. He says, “Make it work,” “I can’t want you to succeed more than you do,” “Carry on” and “Fab-u-lous!”

But the How Did This Get Made? podcast about Mannequin 2 is a classic.

Erinn Hayes is funny and talented and I’m sure she can do better than Kevin Can Wait. Everything will be OK.

If I were Hillary Clinton and lost the election I would just retire to a long third act of trolling Jets fans on the NFL subreddit.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Once again, the only thing I can do is post GIFs. I’m out of words, so this is all I’m capable of. I present to you, Eli Gold (a la The Good Wife), representing everything I feel inside:

For those of you* who “don’t want politics in sports,” it’s because you’re privileged enough not to have to worry about the government eroding your civil rights. For the rest of us, this isn’t the case.

I’m so with you on that. Cate Blanchette transformed from a playful teenager to a stoic monarch, but Gwenyth won and I have no idea why.

It is time to travel to a chai-based culture now. Duh.

I miss the Gwyneth Paltrow who was just an actress, palling around with Winona Ryder, dating Ben Affleck then marrying Chris Martin, scrounging around in her off hours in comfy clothes and no makeup, and not telling the rest of us how to live. This holier than thou, try-hard, who-me-perfect? Gwyneth is exhausting.

ONE. HUNDERD. NAZI. SCALPS.

I aspire to be like her the way Goopites aspire to be like Gwen.

Plus she’s spectacular as Princess Carolyn on BoJack Horseman.

I agree, but she has questionable taste in men (boys in a trench coat).

Somewhere, Ask Jeeves lets out a self-satisfied chuckle.

I think it’s a very beautiful house and it’s kind of ridiculous to give them shit for it. Gotta park their six boats somewhere.

Possibly slightly OT plus-size clothing complaint: I JUST WANT WORK/CASUAL BASICS. I don’t care about looking “hot”. I don’t need skintight shit that looks like I should be at the club. I love my bodacious ta-tas but am not interested in displaying them at the office. I just want regular, grown-up, non-adolescent,