THAT’S THE ONE. FUCKIN’ IRON YOUR SHIRT, JON.

There is a lot of flirty banter on their IG accounts. I’m way too invested.

Okay, okay. THANK YOU. See, I was listening to Pod Save America yesterday and he slipped in something about “Ronan” while talking about Sonos, or whatever, and I DIDN’T KNOW. I obsessively was googling things for like, 20 minutes, trying to find proof that it’s real life. I don’t know why I’m so into this, but I am.

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow.

THIS. Preibus’s tell-all will sell some fucking books.

Which is exactly in line with the rest of the administration.

“I....I’m Jeff. You know, Jeff Sessions. Like, I’m the AG and local resident Racist Keebler Elf? I interface with the racists. The President can’t just talk directly to the racists?”

Unless Scaramucci can fire Conway, Bannon, Priebus, Kushner, and Trump himself, you’ve got nothing to worry about. They’re all leaking things about each other to curry favor with Trump, and Trump is leaking shit about himself because his ego is constantly fed by having his name in the papers. Hell, it wouldn’t…

I agree. I’m 99% sure that majority of the leaks are from Trump insiders trying to screw with other Trump insiders that they don’t like. Purging comms staff, especially for intelligence and personnel leaks that they really shouldn’t know about, is kind of dumb. It’s like the new head butler of the White House deciding…

Communications people are usually the last to know if they ever do. It’s the people working on the issues that want to get that stuff to the press.

I thought leaks were coming from everywhere. How much can he really accomplish by just firing communications people?

I agree. My Dad is 67 and he goes to the gym, goes on long bike rides, works 40 hours a week. I realize those 5 years can make a difference, but plenty of his colleagues are in their 70's and they don’t seem to have slowed down a bit.

Washington Post just confirmed that Sessions did talk about Trump campaign concerns/activities with the Russian Ambassador. So, again, he lied to Congress in his confirmation hearings.

Tardis Full of Bras (my band) would love to open for you!

DISTORTING DEMOCRACY is my new band name. Mike Ness plays lead guitar.

Probably the former, but now head-canoning the latter until disproved.

Needs 60% more Wolverine.

why would I watch this when I could rewatch The Prestige

Pretty sure Carrie Bradshaw (I speak only of the TV/Movie version because I haven’t read the book) is the worst. She’s such a selfish, self-centered piece of work, and if I have to hear “I couldn’t help but wonder” one more time I may scream.