It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

pssssst

Man, I love his response. Bless him. I largely stopped wearing Lane Bryant because there are now better, cooler options (stop selling bedazzled sharkbite hem shirts, goddammit!), but the collaborations they’ve been doing are worth a look.

I’m at Jon Ossoff’s pre-election rally. Huge turnout, and spirits are high. Send us good vibes for tomorrow!

AND ALSO HOW DO TIDES WORK, WHAT IS MOON

Oh, somebody’s home: Big Oil.

Omg Ron. That gif and the one of him dancing with a little hat are two of my favorite things ever.

Don’t encourage him.

A little horse is NOT a pony.

It’s funny that everyone forgot who Pence was, or how he ended up on the Trump ticket in the first place. He ended up on the Trump ticket, because he was basically about to have his ass ran out of Indiana for doing such a shitty job.

Best comment: “Mueller’s team includes people who successfully prosecuted mafia gangsters.

My dad, lifelong NJ public school teacher, retired, has a special Christie dartboard. One does NOT get Pop started on the people who call teachers ‘greedy’ for wanting to be paid a living wage & get a decent pension!

Meanwhile in the ongoing clusterfuck cascade that is the UK...

“A shaman named Colleen McCann”?

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

He’s doing what the rest of them are—trying to draw parallels between Comey’s handling of the Clinton/tarmac/emails situation and his handling of the *45/Russia/espionage/treason situation, saying “if you did this then for that, why aren’t you doing that now for this?” Basically discrediting the witness. Problem is…