See, I thought this too b/c Harrison Ford is my forever bae buuuuuuut they have a good creative team behind it and it’s been heavily rumored that Donald Glover will join the cast as a young Lando Calrissian.

When the fourth film was announced, I thought, “They can make these movies forever and they’ll still be fun.”

Well, actually, not Jesus ;)

Also, not to be insanely pedantic, but “fall” was once commonly used in England as well-- as a shorthand for “fall of the leaves,” it’s been in use since the 16th/17th century.

Also I ate way too many pita chips. Maybe that’s what that feeling is. Hmm.

You realize you are never going to liver this down.

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

Please. Mimi would eat that little bitch for breakfast and would still have time for a slice of Ariana Grande as dessert.

I hope this article gets updated. We all need to see the prolapse....

I bet this was the most organized luggage they’d ever seen....

Michelle respond with Ctrl+X. She will cut a bitch!

Understatement of the century right here:

Some of these comments put a period on her experience. Mine puts a colon on it.

I thought about googling to see if anything was in the intestines but figured it was a waste.

Actually, looks to me like airport security HAD the guts.

She was obstructed by the TSA and required exploratory handling to clear up the situation.

What you did there? I SEE IT. Very punny.

When in Rome, duodenum the Romans do.

Kudos to them for searching the innards of her luggage.

What is wrong with ppl? Stories like these are hard to digest.