One of those old standby theories on how to judge someone on your first date with them is to watch their interaction and tip to the server. Not surprised that he fails like the fucking douche he is.

Sweet mother of Mary, this atheist just saw the light...

Also she is brilliant and politically active and engaged and wonderful and also tweets like a combination of your grandma and your 14 year old cousin. <3 <3

I used to work for him. He is legit a great guy and loves to dress all women. He just wants everyone to look and feel amazing, definitely not just a PR stunt. Just thought you’d like to know

Have you ever tried asos? Living in Europe they are my main source for clothes.

I think Christian is just genuinely more talented than most of the other designers. When you really know how to make clothes and are good at it you can make clothes for anyone. And that it what he did, pretty consistently.

Kinja’d on the pic.

Glennon is the bomb and Weiner has always seemed like... well, her name. Going through a super tough break up of my engagement, and Glennon’s words have meant so much to me, even though I’m a big ol’ atheist.

Just wanted to go on record and tell you all that In Her Shoes is one of my top 10 favorite movies of all time.

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…

Some right winger was arguing on twitter that Lauer is a serious journalist (he dropped out of college his freshman year, got a mostly honorary BA in Communications from Ohio U when he was 39, has always just done hosting jobs like Today) while Maddow is an unqualified hack (Rhodes Scholar, DPhil from Oxford in…

The mom listening to the death metal was PERFECTION. Utter, utter perfection. 1), because it’s fucking hilarious and 2) it’s such an ode to our moms and that they had a life before us (and possibly filled with experiences that we never would’ve expected).

yas

I don't care what his body looks like, I'll never be over the fact that his face is alllll Squidward.

Give it a try! It’s super cute and as always with these films, you have deep thoughts afterwards including thinking about the times when you were a little kid.

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.

See, this is what corruption looks like. For real. Straight-up bribery and illegal donations and shit.

I already wrote a lengthy reply to Blueberry Jones addressing your questions.

Oh it’s very easy. Be born with the kind of incredibly oily skin that’s a serious, constant chore to keep clean.

To the lead-in topic, for once: I am, in a moment of supreme pettiness, absurdly pleased to see that 34-year-old Ivanka Trump’s nasolabial lines are already deeper and more noticeable than the light, fine, almost invisible ones on my 49-year-old face.