I read every comment first before posting, because I figured someone would have mentioned Notting Hill. I’m surprised you’re the only one!

The fruitarian way is the best way, that’s why Steve Jobs is still alive and healthy.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

Unpopular opinion: I fucking hate working out in a gym. I find it boring and demoralizing and I avoid it whenever humanly possible. I think our national obsession with achieving an Olympian/Hollywood body while working a 9-5 (if you’re lucky) or 5 seconds after you’ve had kids is our puritanical masochism at its…

There are absolutely methods of proving that these people are utter frauds. Houdini was pretty damn good at it:

Johnson was awarded the Presidental Medal of Freedom last year for her work with NASA. Of course, there are some people who are so willfully ignorant that they will insist it was a token move from a black President.

Black Girl Magic!!! I am living for this right now! We have so many untold stories of triumph now is the time to show them!

We’re doing pretty well!

Maryland! Fuck yeah!

Watching this was INSANE. The Americans were almost a full second behind and this goddamn swim goddess was like jk and pulled ahead for a final time almost two seconds ahead of Australia.

Hey, they both like us so much they decided to stay forever, so that’s cool, right?

Penny Oleksiak is fucking on fire this week! And she’s only 16! She’s going to totally dominate in Tokyo.

I love anything to do with r-controlled vowels, so I’m in.

Oh no you don’t, Howie Mandel. Not today.

George Takei sounds just like my dad.

I hope she struts around whistling “The Farmer in the Dell” for the rest of the Olympics

“If you come at the (Lilly)King

This... ‘stuff’? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is…

I love this so much. It’s a total repudiation of the wannabe Cult Of Stufflessness that everyone claims to follow— but which never manages to make all their ‘clutter’ vanish (no matter how many books & seminars & hired professionals they waste their money on). Leave stuff for yourself to remember things by, and leave…

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!