That is mesmerizing. Also... the end of the gif is weird - what is that long one?

But maybe they are? I weigh 150 and I’m between a 4 and a 6 in most US brands. Vanity sizing, yo.

Alternatively:

And yet there are actual real film journalists who say she’s too “chubby” and “not conventionally attractive” to star as a romantic lead capable of getting Bill Hader’s D.

And of course I heard someone say “She’s not even that attractive and she’s not funny. I don’t know who let her be on tv. Maybe if she was hotter I would watch her show”

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

I want an I Thee Dread post about hilarious ways people got revenge on shitty exes. Tell me about your plane hiring, exciting divorce parties and glitter bombings people!

I don’t know if it’s Pervo Fatigue, Cusp-Xer cynicism, or knee jerk reactionism, but this doesn’t really surprise me. I like Louie’s comedy, have seen him live, and didn’t dislike his show, but the second season of his show I quit watching because it started rubbing me wrong. Couldn’t tell you why. I can totally see…

I’m here to tell everyone at J D C that we discussed this via text message and it ended with FP saying, “your face is problematic”.

me, being part of the problem: reading all this news about Louie, saying “oh that can’t possibly be true,” rolling over, and watching more Louie.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

Hey, it’s Jill! Does anyone else remember that show?

“Remember when they used to just playMother, May I Sleep With Danger? and Golden Girls reruns?”

How about “hope the police get kicked in the dick by a Clydesdale” instead? It's not as succinct but I think it still works.

Or $45k is a shitload of money to the plaintiffs.

Don’t resist arrest! If you just let them arrest you for nothing, they won’t have any reason to arrest you for resisting? Wait...what? Arrestception...

This week has been full of bullshit from humanity, including have to school a dad in front of his kid (chaperoning a school trip) about why you don’t just randomly yell ‘you’re hot!’ at women in the street. Add in this ass hat and this is essentially where I’m at.

Christina Applegate: First of all, that’s not a knock knock joke, and, second of all, if anyone in that situation is lame for any reason* it’s you for tweeting about it.

We kept the color-coded insanely anal-retentive spreadsheet my husband created for guests, because it’s the only way we’d know 85% of those people’s addresses.