“But what I think they meant is that in certain lighting, at certain angles I am able to embody certain cisnormative beauty standards.”

Cat of the Canals!!

Antonin Scalia: The...voice of reason?

I feel funny inside.

A girl SHOULD be called Cat!

How many people thought badass Wilding woman saw one of her own deceased kids amongst that group of kid-wight zombie horrors? I thought she for sure saw her own offspring there. But it seems not everyone did. Is there a gender divide? A parental divide?

Fuck Tormund, marry Samwell, kill Jorah. I would consider marrying Tormund, fucking Jorah, and killing Samwell, because...IDK. I could see Samwell becoming a bore over time. Tormund would keep things fun. And Jorah has hot old dude bod, and major repressed lust. Would absolutely NOT marry him, though.

after a one-week sabbatical from westeros, i have returned with my many thoughts:

And addresses most women as “Milady”. And neckbeard. And...

Not to mention how he’s gone from mayor to governor to brothel owner to protector of the Vale. Never trust someone with such a strange career path. Not to mention the way he macks on 14 year old daughters of family friends.

Madeline Davies as a Youth:

You should check out Ashley Monroe and The Pistol Annies.

I wore my Birkenstocks around Europe and I got laid TWICE while wearing them so yeah, everyone can pry them out of my cold dead hands.

I’m not familiar with her but I’ll check her out. I’m more into old school stuff but Dolly Parton, Patsy Cline, June Carter Cash, Loretta Lynn, Emmylou Harris... are some of the most genius songwriters that ever happened.

Wait, women are the tomatoes and men are the lettuce? So men are the bland, featureless filler that makes up most of the salad, while women are the tasty stuff that I actually want?

Those holes are there for your dignity and self respect to seep out.

The candidate I worked for is running again.

Oh my god did Guy Fieri get turned into a shoe?!

Tevas are a gateway shoe

I will never not wear birkenstocks everyone can go fuck themselves those shoes are comfortable as fuck

I think she’s planning on DELIVERING her first pregnancy at their reception