I was in a leadership training with him several years ago. Bill is one of the most dedicated advocates I have ever met, in my life of advocacy.

Oh my God, that’s horrifying! On a similar note, I have an aunt who is on Husband #5, and she wore that wedding dress to her parents’ 60th anniversary party. Because “not everyone in the family was there for the ceremony”. WOMAN: you have had five (FIVE!) separate opportunities for people to see you in a wedding…

we actually had a couple propose at our wedding. but they were awesome... there was evidently a treehouse at our venue and they did it secretly up there. we didn’t find out until much later and they definitely didn’t blast any announcements out at the reception. i kind of feel like our wedding sweetly pooped out…

Well, Mark, I guess this is as good a time as any... ::gets down on one knee::

I’m getting married in October. My fiancé and I are very laid back about the whole thing. Our only objectives are to: 1) Get married 2) Have an open bar with top shelf booze 3) Hire a good DJ and play fun music 4) CAKE. That being said, if anyone proposes at my wedding, I will haunt their dreams until they no longer…

WTF, Mark’s Mom? You cannot take a party- at the OG of all places-away from Mark so haphazardly. Does she not know you at all?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

It’s just a list of everything I have ever eaten in my entire life with the corresponding size of the poops that resulted from that consumption.

When I was in 7th grade, I tried to pitch my memoir to my English Composition teacher. She bluntly told me that anyone who writes a memoir under the age of 65 is a charlatan. Not only was I not to write a memoir, I was to avoid anyone who was writing one without due cause like they had an infectious disease.

So over on io9 there’s a theory that the scene with Theon walking up the tower to light the candle and finding Ramsay there was a tricksy shot, and he was actually walking to where Ramsay is while looking at the tower. The theory is he intended to betray her all along, he didn’t just find Ramsay there and lose his…

Once again this week I am disappointed by the Sand Snakes. SERIOUSLY AMANDA PEETS HUSBAND?

Labial cigar?

I think it’s class based. Eating a healthy diet and going to the gym regularly is not 100% accessible. People on the lower economic rungs end up eating a lot of easily and cheaply acquired food and drink. I live in Canada, in a province with a huge Aboriginal population, with numerous reservations. For companies, it’s…

I will edit for brevity and get it up on CafeZazz or whatever the kids are using these days to sell slogans on shirts. Will pass along linkage when ready. Also, I’m very behind on the promised “OFFICIAL MEMBER of Guacamole Safety Council” emblem design for the T-shirts I swore I’d make on Kitchenette. I’m working on…

I can think of 56 things right now that would taste better than skinny feels, starting with sharing this pizza with this BAMF kitteh.

1. re: “Nothing tastes as good...”
They clearly haven’t tried my cookin’. I need an apron that says “My cooking tastes way better than being at a low BMI may sometimes feel.”

You mean before, right? I’d need gallons to deal with some of these dudes.

Can Amy co-host with Chris? Show improved 5000%

Damnit, just when I had managed to break free of the Bachelorette cycle. You watch ONE episode because Amy Schumer is on it, then you become invested in some of the contestants. Next thing you know, you’re not only watching the rest of THIS season, but you care about who becomes the Bachelor next season. I will not be…

I’m surprised she didn’t need more wine to get through that conversation...