Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Ft.Lauderdale anymore. Oh look it’s a wizard

Thanks! I posted it on my Facebook when I took it and it got the most likes of anything I’ve ever posted. Certainly more than my face has ever received, ha!

Trinity Beach (near Cairns) in Australia. I’ve wanted to live here my whole life and I finally made it happen 6 months ago. It’s a wonderful place to live.

I thoroughly enjoyed my trip through Philadelphia, New York City, Boston, and Providence. And now I’m home and starting classes tomorrow. Can’t believe I turn 20 in a week!

My son and I went to see Pitch Perfect 2 today. Is it wrong that I’m kind of happy that he has zero interest in movies with explosions, superheroes, or space themes?

Thank you for that headline. So many other sites focused on her “mother of”/”wife of”, as though she didn’t have her own career or make a name for herself. This is why I keep coming back to Jezebel.

And because you ended it with “Ben and Jerry”, all I can think about is ice cream.

She was really the best. So funny. So talented. RIP Anne. You made me laugh for decades and for some of us longer than that.

Maybe it’s a six shooter and the other 5 barrels are ketchup, mayo,relish, and uh.. uh.. uh, sriricha and... help?

I would husband him up so hard.

I’d like to give The Rock a helluva workout.

In my head the title of that movie is San Andreas: It’s Nobody’s Fault.

BURN.

In Soviet Russia, server hit on you.

Uses a Jane Lynch .gif at appropriate times.

I mean, my friend didn’t use “vegan mayonnaise”(eyeroll) or whatever, but if you cut out bullshit like that, it is moderately inexpensive. I’m talking about the first book though, the one she wrote after her father was diagnosed with illness & had to change his diet. They’re tasty and healthy, but you oughta know when…

My friend cooks recipes from Paltrow’s book & they’re actually so delicious, much to the sorrow of my cynical heart

Omg Jon Snow can’t wink. Look at him squinting at Rose Leslie. I’m dying.