“But as soon as I heard the beautiful strains of “Timber” by Pitbull and Kesha lovingly sung within the first 10 minutes of the movie, a thrill ran over my body. I knew it would all be okay.” you’re an American treasure, Kate.

I CONCUR

ADORABLE. You should make this your avatar

Real talk this is the first time I’ve ever watched this show

Seriously! That boat was sinking down into the freezing Atlantic and that bitch still hit EVERY. SINGLE. NOTE. FLAWLESSLY.

Well, that changes the itinerary for my Vegas Getaway. Now I’ll have more time to not see J.Lo and I should be able to fit in not seeing Britney.

I’m sorry, but she’s no Celine. That woman is fucking workhorse.

No. We are not supposed to hate Anne Hathaway. We are supposed to like Anne Hathaway. Because Anne Hathaway is good.

That was greatness! We are a mixed marriage- my husband is English and I’m American, and we watch QI, listen to Friday Night Comedies, all that stuff. But where is this from? It’s soooo perfect! Thank you for posting it! -Mel or Sue

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

this one was too good, yall. i’m sorry.

Yay! I sent this in early this morning! Idk if you actually got it from me but I am super excited!!! I think she could do either movie well I kind of wish she could do both. I’m excited hire her Marvel seriously you need it!

I’m so happy that there are so many more options for plus sized ladies now...I just wish there was a store that made it easy for women who are not straight up and down to find outfits that fit their body shapes.

And just like that, I’m reborn with a new sense of purpose.

Reading this book was the one dark spot in an otherwise epic vacation in Mexico this past winter. I eventually put it down when I realized I felt depressed anytime I cracked it open. I set it aside and started The Signature of All Things, by Elizabeth Gilbert. Much better vacation reading.

I made that exact comparison on a Franzen post here a while back!

I think it’s the American Beauty of books in that everyone who loves it now will be very embarrassed in a few years.

This was a very unsubtle way of asking you to be my friend.

proletariclit

Ah yes, dicerning... Well two can play at that game.