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did that monkey just sneeze at them
What, the Navy cook who fucked the dough wasn't enough?
Hmm, "douchefraggle". Now we have a wonderful word for these people.
I'm an elementary school teacher and of all the days of the year that are annoying to be surrounded by the under 10 crowd, April Fools' Day is by the far the worst. I can only take "Teacher you have something on your face APRILFOOLS I GOT YOU SO GOOD!" so many more times before I just jump through a window and run…
excuses i've heard for trying to get away with not paying for a lap dance:
ummm, so how does everyone hate candy corn?!?!?!?
It's been nearly a decade. I'm starting to feel clean again.
this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.
Real conversation from about 4 years ago, between me and my husband who was supposed to have quit smoking:
who once described the New York Marathon as a "glorious cross-city sprint"
I said it yesterday, but I can't believe Indiana Democrats couldn't find a credible person to run against Mike Pence. He's a disaster, and if you spent five seconds watching him in Congress, you KNEW he was going to pull some shit like this when he became governor.
As a life-long Indiana resident, I'm so upset about this bill. My family is here, my friends are here, and I generally enjoy living here, but this makes me totally ashamed to live here and makes me want to move. Local city officials here in Indianapolis, including the Republican mayor, are looking into ways to get…
It's not surprising in the least. Mike Pence (and Mitch Daniels before him) have done their best to make Indiana the most embarrassing state in the Midwest. Wisconsin gets all the pub, but, Indiana has secretly been the absolute worst. This is a guy who is destroying public education in Indiana, refused Medicaid…
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The New York Times, a grandfather clock that tells you what time it was five minutes ago, roused itself to a state…
Can I hijack this thread to crowdsource WHAT ARE THE MOST COMFORTABLE UNDERWEAR? I used to own lacy, pretty things but have realized that this NEVER makes the difference between me feeling sexy or having sexy times. . .so comfortable and yeast-infection preventing is what I'm after.
JAKE IS BACK NEXT WEEK.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.