Get over yourself, Teakwood. My wife wouldn't even want a quickie on the island counter.

meant to appeal to women who have a sense of humor, a sense of history and healthy self-esteem

Way to piss off a college full of women who at some point might have become your customers, right?

All of these poses are absurd. I love them.

Black and white psychedelia, my head explodes!

I swear to god if Mrs. Hughes and Carson don't get married and live happily ever after, I will send a pound of glitter to Julian Fellowes.

Anna approves. Puns are in this season.

I sat on it, and it was comfortable as hell. I've never been so starstruck in my entire life and it was for a damn chair. Also #tinderpic.

That's what you said about Gondor, and look what happened to poor Theoden.

OH
WELL
EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO BE PROACTIVE AND PRAGMATIC ABOUT THIS.
YOU THINK I'M NOT HURTING TOO?
You know what...

I thought nothing would be cuter than James Corden with National Treasure Tom Hanks. But I was wrong, people! I was wrong!!

I want to have her life:

im like

WOULD WATCH

But then he'll re-release it twenty years later with added FX like a bantha in the background of Christian's apartment and a new explosion for when Anastasia has a mind-blowing orgasm.

Oh, that statement is a gold mine of read-between-the-lines slams. That's some good passive aggression.

I would watch that. I wouldn't watch it in its current format but you had me at claymation.

I am now revisiting the whole Padme/Anakin relationship through a whole new filter thanks to you.

I call for a total style shift per film. The next one, anime. The third one, Claymation.

Michael Bay. Tell me this franchise wouldn't benefit from some random explosions and a car chase or three.