Rocco = REBEL HEART

That’s going to be one uncomfortable Christmas dinner.

MY BABY DOES THE SAME THING! I cannot wait until he grows out of the phase where everything goes in his mouth.

Rihanna’s slayage tho...

Zayn trumps whatever that thing in your picture is.

I gotta say, up until Caitlyn’s transition started being a news story, I thought that the Kardashians were pointless, useless, and a huge waste of airtime. At this point, though, if even one trans kid has gained a lift, if the movement for trans rights has been pushed forward even a little bit, that's awesome. That…

“Either way, she thinks the comparison is “wonderful.””

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

When I was in 7th grade, I tried to pitch my memoir to my English Composition teacher. She bluntly told me that anyone who writes a memoir under the age of 65 is a charlatan. Not only was I not to write a memoir, I was to avoid anyone who was writing one without due cause like they had an infectious disease.

If my dude Manti Teo taught America anything, FOR GODS SAKE ASK TO FACETIME BEFORE CALLING SOMEONE YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

I make all my hookups sign a non-disclosure contract before humping.

Way to bury the lede with that Neville Longbottom item, Stassa. YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT IN THIS BUSINESS!!!!!

Kristen Wiig? I want her to go the way of Tina Fey or Amy Poehler.

DYKE & FATS OR GTFO

Popcorn-hero is the hero Kitchenette deserves, but not the one it needs right now