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I particularly enjoyed Hopkins latest "let's make anti-Scottish jokes at the expense of a critically ill nurse who risked her own life to care for others" shtick. She's a class act.

I think it's some kind of fashion at the moment. We've got one of these in the UK, which is called a Katie Hopkins. She won the privilege lottery at birth, got onto our TV screens by losing in our version of The Apprentice, and now she makes a career out of saying obviously horrible things while wearing upholstery

...which shows the dude hounding Stewart to the point where even the paparazzi are telling him to back off.

Can we please find Danielle Staub and get her reaction to Teresa going to prison. I think it would be something like this.

I really like this one:

Every time I post a gross thing people are all "NOT AS GOOD AS THE PUMPKIN SEED STORY," so I got the greenlight to run it again to celebrate 2015!

In related news, Jell-O announced it was taking vanilla pudding off the market.

Only on the holidays, bae.

Bae, this list is cra! Swag with the thots or nah? We just word hacking over here bae. Someone needs to pivot word definitions. #YOLO

i don't know why but i hate the word "forte"

Whatever, Children of Parents Who Were Never Married win this round. Bastard fo' life.

No, you can only like one Deschanel and I picked Emily. I do not watch New Girl.

I wanted to include this in DB, but ran out of time! Anyway, Emma Stone is the shit.

Michael Lohan and Charles Manson are both married. I think Republicans are banning the wrong people from marriage.

I'm real tired of people getting more outraged when the rape victim is a child than a grown woman. Real fucking tired of it.

"They have been replaced with Vin Diesel and Kim Kardashian."

"Naya has always been a step BEHIND... And this time she has seriously fallen BEHIND like Daylight Savings Time,"

Someone needs to get that child out of the house. She does not look like she's being well taken care of. The family has fallen apart. And...I was a chubby kid who became a fat adult, and I'm not trying to either fat shame nor pick on her, but she has gone from chubby to obese since Honey Boo Boo has been on the air.

SO MANY THINGS IN THIS DIRT BAG.