"Internet officially BROKEN."

"Oh my god, this is art, this is going to be consider art. Right?"

In the movie, Hathaway's character falls for a charming folk-rock musician while attending to her comatose brother, who was in a car accident.

If it makes you feel better, I still think 8 Mile is one of the best movies ever.

Rihanna's. Outfit. Is. Literally. Everything.

So I identify as heterosexual... But I can't deny that Natalie Dormer, I'm, makes me feel things...

Apple is Gwyneth's daughter's name, so that makes pefect sense. I also don't think GP has beef with Martha. Martha's just being a grump.

I love JLaw and usually only have eyes for her, but in the last teaser they put out Natalie was onscreen for like .25 seconds and I could not handle myself. I love that woman. Anything she's in I will watch. She's so amazing onscreen, she was the perfect Anne Boleyn. I am so happy she's in hunger games and I just wish…

Better watch your mouth...

That's because she was the most kickass Anne Boleyn TO EVER DO IT.

I think I am going to pretend that her character in this is just Anne Boleyn, reincarnated.

Also, I need this with the new hair

Battle Royale is amazeballs.
Hunger Games has J.Law, but Battle Royale is an ultimately more powerful movie.

Martha picked Blake over GOOPY, i see fight coming or at least a major shade from GOOPY. Martha will also become a God mother to Blakes 2500 kids.

My baby gets to live yassssssss!!!! I mean I'm still hella worried about jake because command wants him dead but at least fitz will stop being such a ass to him! Also fitz sexy talk is the worst kid of sexy talk I mean dude didn't even try to save his marriage and he is creeping on Liv he is so gross and classless to…

"He was making this sound..."

They found a better purpose for her, finally. She's at her best when she's just being a lady version of Huck. No weird bitchiness or gross tortureporn or endless whining about Olivia... just being badass. Stick to that wheelhouse.

I'll admit...up to this point, Lorde has mostly just annoyed me. Of course, I don't blame Lorde for this so much as southern California radio overplaying her so much that it was impossible to get in my car without being assaulted by a never-ending stream of Lorde. That and the grammatical incongruencies on that one…

This was a group effort. I'm just the instrument.

Speaking of fantasies, what does it take for me to get ungreyed? I've been around for a while and engage (hopefully) in meaningful discussions. I'm not above bribing. What about homemade Swedish meatballs? Take pity on me, I live in Texas and after last night, it's wine, protein spheres and Jezebel to soothe me.