Donnie Wahlberg "has the most beautiful penis [she's] ever seen in [her] life" and that it "fits [her] vagina perfectly."

99.99% sure the Lindsay Lohan tweet is a Mean Girls reference. Which is amazing.

Hehe. If Benedict Cumberbatch and Maggie Q got married they would be...

I was fairly ambivalent leaning towards disliking Anne Hathaway, but this interview is totally endearing.

Maybe it's all the red wine I drank while celebrating the return of Scandal....but I'm finding the whole flash-forward-or-back confusing.

Ok so I might be the only one who cares but this hot man-shagging law student was Charlie on Twisted.

Officer Bennett is attending law school to provide a better life for his upcoming baby and how to get his girl out of jail...

This is just making me want to reread The Secret History... with a glass of wine.

I don't care about these students. More Viola, please.

ILU MATT MCGORRY XOXO

Vodka.

PARIS GELLER

Well hellooooooooo Dean Thomas! Also hey Paris!!

Where is Sexy Tom the Secret Service Guard? I am here for Tom. Tom and wine.

Seriously. Shonda needs to spin-off Mellie.

#TEAMJAKE.

God damn it, Lindsay.

Dodai DB!