Okay, the detail about her calling her TV mom to help, coupled with knowing how her biological parents treated her. I'm sobbing. May she (and her dog!) find all the peace and love in the world.

The first rule of Pie Club is you do not talk about Pie Club. The second rule of Pie Club is we tend to be good on fruit, so maybe consider bringing a nice coconut cream or Pecan next time.

No, it just means they have another story line. I imagine the next season will consist of Kris going on cougar adventures.

Does this mean Keeping up with the Kardashians is finally over?

Bruce just wants to leave the show.

As I have spent the last year with this funny, witty, hilarious and purely candid man, I haven't a doubt in my mind that he has been falsely accused.

Some thoughts on the the Emma Watson/4Chan story.

I know this isn't what I was supposed to get from this article, but my main take away was "U Chicago still hasn't started school and I'm a third of the way through the semester"

I probably shouldn't even humor you with a response, but you do know that "the cloud" is the default on most platforms now, right? And you can't expect every person to be aware enough of the security implications to disable it. You might as well blame Apple and Google.

I knew that PhD in Early 20th Century Russian Dairy Products would come in handy some time.

"Their courtship culminated in Lumar asking for her father's hand in marriage."

I'm sorry, this is just funny as heck. I'm going to do this, but shop myself in with all the awesome scientists out there. I'll bring them in to work and put them on my wall. When people say something like, "You met Neil Degrasse Tyson?!" "Never heard of him." "But, you have your picture with him right there!" …

Magic is the most recent hit. It's no b-side. But I appreciate your Coldplay disdain (despite owning all their albums).

You make me laugh, so I did research to understand what you're talking about.

He talked shit about the Foo Fighters

That dissertation is incredibly thought provoking. Thank you for providing it! I will be exploring related videos tonight for a deeper understanding of the subject matter.

She looks like she's holding her arm back with her other arm. What really bothers me about this pic is that they managed to make the usually gorgeous Ms Campbell's face look weird.

"men aren't taught that pillar of adulthood, disappointment management."

I feel a new drinking game coming on.

oh shit, read more deeply and he threw shade at my tay tay? it's like the devil made this man to be my literal arch enemy.