I have to admit it—I didn't like Ulysses. I was stunned when the NY Times named it the #1 novel. It's not that it is too difficult. I like tough lit; I can read Faulkner all day long. I'm just not a fan of James Joyce. Maybe I'll 1-star it.

Hate me if you must, but I'm kind of liking Katy Perry's hair here. Granted it's not a clear shot, but I do sort of dig it.

So much for "born this way"?

That has to be one of my old classmates from my first year at university. "This is an adventure book for little boys, I don't get why it's important at all".

Right? If you're thinking "This weed is no good! I'm telling! The cops!" you're high. Go to bed. Put your phone under the bed, and go to bed.

Obviously, the weed was much better than she seemed to think if calling the cops seemed like a solid decision.

And on Oedipus the King: "The incest part and stuff bummed me out." :(

you do know why; it's b/c he fucking murdered her.

I really hope instead of a verdict the judge just reads a scathing critique of the acting he's been doing in court. Seriously, it's infuriating and embarrassing and he needs to stop. He's fooling no one, but himself.

Naomi's current boyfriend looks a lot like her Russian ex.

SECOND THIS. Do you think someone will write an essay about how her tongue can be read as a symbolic phallus? (I volunteer as tribute if none of your students do)

This is such a big deal. For a black woman — a dark-skinned woman — to get a BEAUTY campaign. Very exciting.

Your loss, America! I'll happily have Nigella over for her holiday. True, there isn't much sun in London and I live uncomfortably close to her ex husband, but if anything a juicy cocaine scandal makes entry to chez Glitterbug easier.

Ok he wins.

If the Kris Jenner sex tape is real, I may seriously consider permanently blinding myself a la Cordelia in "AHS: Coven" so that I never have to see so much as a still of it even accidentally for as long as I live.

SATISFRIES ARE A LIE. SATISFRIES ARE THE MATRIX.

I really, really love Leighton Meester, especially her voice. I never understood why people thought Blake Lively was the breakout star of Gossip Girl.

Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.

SOMEONE START A CHANGE.ORG PETITION. This is important.

SHH. Every time somebody says that, a Kardashian gets a magazine cover.