She needs to travel with a butt plug. Bitch.

You can get an special whistle that commands them in supersonic dog tones to make a perfect mess.

That’s just what rabbits do.

Right, and most places you can’t just drop trou and have sex with them, like you would a person who started humping your leg.

Or...you know, you could vote for the 3 best outfielders in the AL instead of a guy on “your” team.

The KC fans have long since paid their dues.

We Tigers fans have squandered all of our credibility by submitting ANY votes for Nick Castellanos.

Iglesias too, no?

I’d like to congratulate Detroit on gaining internet access and/or cracking the complex code that is the MLB All-Star ballot.

Canadian actor Stephen Amell (star of Arrow in case you don’t know) is running a campaign through his Facebook page to get votes for Donaldson, and based on this, it looks like it’s going very well. If Altuve can overcome Infante, then I might be more or less OK with this...but come on fellow Tiger fans, how about…

Before those Royals’ fans catch too much shit, it would be well to recall the standing O they presented Cabrera when he clinched the Triple Crown on the last day of the season. Not a gesture by people who don’t appreciate good baseball.

I think the reality is Blatter had to resign because he was directly implicated in a bribe. But the problem is all these countries that have benefited from his graft over the years want him to stay on. There is also no clear consensus on a successor since FIFA leadership has been decimated.

When I heard the news this morning, my first assumption was that the Feds didn’t have anything on him, and his arrest wasn’t imminent. He knows if it was a strong case they would be all over him if he changed his mind. So he feels safe for the time and would rather go to his castle at FIFA where he maintains a ring of…

More likely: he’ll use his resignation as a bargaining chip when the walls begin to close in on him.

So the case that’s mounting against Sepp Blatter must be much stronger than we initially suspected, even after the Valcke email. The only reason he wouldn’t resign is to keep FIFA’s giant bureaucracy in play as a shield for himself.

No talking horse commercial.

I agree the words Cavs and Supporting Cast shouldn’t be used in the same sentence.

Hockey team misspelled, player misspelled, home city wrong, picture from wrong year, picture from wrong team, lousy picture of me from Facebook, I call BS that you have 280,000 Likes, Richard Jefferson isn’t looking at the ball or the man, hockey isn't a real sport anyway, I think Ultimate should be in the Olympics,…

It’s the weekend. The D team is in working. I work in television and am currently at work... oh fuck!

Two images of him, yet LeBron not appearing to flop in either. Well done, Photoshop.