Ralf A. Lott
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Aug 13 2015
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You probably also had a small window sticker that said entering your house constitutes an agreement to your handbook’s chapter on use of your firearms on your property. Some people are dicks.

Aug 13 2015
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If you don’t want to use Facebook on your phone because you think it’s too much of a hassle to remember to put your phone in your pocket telling people things you don’t want them to know, then you might instead want to think about getting a FB tracker installed under your skin, though one aspect (the fact that you Read more

Jun 23 2015
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She’s been holed up with Doc Martin since Sandy Hook dumped her to play ball at St. Joe’s.

Jun 23 2015
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She’s an equal opportunity douchenozzle without even realizing it. A natural, through and through. Read more

Jun 23 2015
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Yeah, no one likes people spreading shit about their former BDSM porn partners.

Jun 14 2015
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But don’t you think he’ll have an easier time retaining his friends (and in turn their friends) if he stays Keeper of the Piggy Bank?

Jun 10 2015
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Correction: Dickin Cider was made by Peter Gazzinia. Anita Dickin merely promised an upcoming release.

Jun 7 2015
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What if a politician put his arm up Hope’s poop chute and pulled out Bono?

Jun 7 2015
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Eureka! Hope is going to get a teal anal bleaching and do PSAs as the No More “Vanishing Point” logo.