Smart move by mom, though.

Don’t hold back.

She’s been holed up with Doc Martin since Sandy Hook dumped her to play ball at St. Joe’s.

She’s an equal opportunity douchenozzle without even realizing it. A natural, through and through.

Yeah, no one likes people spreading shit about their former BDSM porn partners.

You are playing Ronda to Tom Ley’s Beth, you meany.

But don’t you think he’ll have an easier time retaining his friends (and in turn their friends) if he stays Keeper of the Piggy Bank?

Well, ddamn.

April Fools! (Including the date.)

Point!

“Red Hot” should be “Red Neck”

Should be the D, right?

Correction: Dickin Cider was made by Peter Gazzinia. Anita Dickin merely promised an upcoming release.

Information leeks?

What if a politician put his arm up Hope’s poop chute and pulled out Bono?

Eureka! Hope is going to get a teal anal bleaching and do PSAs as the No More “Vanishing Point” logo.

Nice.

Besides Baby Ruth (born 1921), here’s a sample of others you missed:

Ok, so if you’d had YouTube back in fifth grade, how would you have demonstrated the Skyhook-to-tonsils move?

He claimed he never swallowed. Does that count?