uh-oh.... I just edited it. Hopefully it’s not still a steamy pile of bullshit confusing.

You probably also had a small window sticker that said entering your house constitutes an agreement to your handbook’s chapter on use of your firearms on your property. Some people are dicks.

If you don’t want to use Facebook on your phone because you think it’s too much of a hassle to remember to put your phone in your pocket telling people things you don’t want them to know, then you might instead want to think about getting a FB tracker installed under your skin, though one aspect (the fact that you…

Smart move by mom, though.

Don’t hold back.

She’s been holed up with Doc Martin since Sandy Hook dumped her to play ball at St. Joe’s.

She’s an equal opportunity douchenozzle without even realizing it. A natural, through and through.

Yeah, no one likes people spreading shit about their former BDSM porn partners.

You are playing Ronda to Tom Ley’s Beth, you meany.

But don’t you think he’ll have an easier time retaining his friends (and in turn their friends) if he stays Keeper of the Piggy Bank?

Well, ddamn.

April Fools! (Including the date.)

Point!

“Red Hot” should be “Red Neck”

Should be the D, right?

Correction: Dickin Cider was made by Peter Gazzinia. Anita Dickin merely promised an upcoming release.

Information leeks?

What if a politician put his arm up Hope’s poop chute and pulled out Bono?

Eureka! Hope is going to get a teal anal bleaching and do PSAs as the No More “Vanishing Point” logo.

Nice.