This needs more stars you unappreciative assholes.

Seriously, read between the lines. Sounds like hes stupid and insecure and still trying to prove to his father that he will amount something and be better than his brother, whom everyone seems to love even though privately hes an alcoholic screw up who cheats on his wife.

Is there video evidence of Kate Upton calling someone a cuck? Is there a video with Kate Upton playing a dom, and Verlander a submissive? Is that video available on the internet?

You’ve pointed out a poignant and defining flaw of the human character, and you will die alone, probably from an infection caused by excessive penile chafing after an all-night edging session.

You’re going to the office bathroom with it, silly.

I was just about to make this same point you slow-to-respond dumbfuck

He is a way better GM than LeBron.

I just want everyone to pause a moment to appreciate that the true architect of this deal is not Leonard but TMZ. Does anyone believe Donald Sterling could have pulled this off, or would even have bothered?

I’m not criticizing him at all. I think it’s great that he got what he wanted, and that that thing wasn’t All The Money.

Absolutely. And with the “global game” aspect of the NBA now, in terms of marketing possibilities, even a Kawhi Leonard stands to make so much from endorsements/alignments that these guys don’t need the extra $15 million a year from the team any longer. Imagine that.

A man of the peeps.

Good point. Just gave this a star so folks will see this. The national hotline warns people immediately that anyone who is worried about their browser’s history should call instead. I’m not sure if the shelter list has incognito.

Point of clarification - Hardy was not “declared legally innocent.”

Dismantle the whole system.

He more likely had a Cleveland Steamer.

He meant “bone my constituents,” but sticking things in animals is just how it comes out in tea-speak.

Two different wives? Two different kids? Damn.

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In hindsight, the salary dump to Detroit was a bad move.