“Are!”

She’s been holed up with Doc Martin since Sandy Hook dumped her to play ball at St. Joe’s.

You are playing Ronda to Tom Ley’s Beth, you meany.

I wonder if she’s got it in her to pass as paranoid.... or even plain old modest.

He would have to think he was stepping in to rescue the

I thought that’s where babies came from.

I hand you the comeuppance you deserve

The chimp pic?

With apologies to Mark Henry:

Being an asshole to another adult isn't bullying. It's being an asshole.

Rousey is also angered at Coerria’s contention that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalities, especially of the southern colonies could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capitalist and...

What Also Infuriates Ronda Rousey: disrespect, lack of sportsmanship, trash talk, regular talk, lateness, promptness, water, breathing, everything.

Rousey grew more upset after reading Corriea’s apology. Turns out God’s the one who took her dad.

The UFC should fire their entire panel of post-fight talking head analysts, and just give you two sock puppets in mini-suits. Comedy gold!

I nearly pissed myself in fear for this woman.

She needs to travel with a butt plug. Bitch.

You can get an special whistle that commands them in supersonic dog tones to make a perfect mess.

That’s just what rabbits do.

Right, and most places you can’t just drop trou and have sex with them, like you would a person who started humping your leg.

I’d like to congratulate Detroit on gaining internet access and/or cracking the complex code that is the MLB All-Star ballot.