There doesn’t appear to be a single empty seat in view at a Pistons home game.

No Tebow or Manziel headlines?

Raising $8,000 + in a Kickstarter campaign may sound like an honest way to turn a buck, but with the proceeds being a direct result of robberies, for god’s sake, it acquires that gamey smell of scam, like pseudo-charitable fundraising campaigns cooked up by boiler room bosses that manage to appear just this side of…

Have you slung weed on street corners? If not, aren’t you calling the kettle black?

I read all this, and I’m afraid we’re gonna have to agree to disagree on our views of bank robbing. You sound quite proud of your work. Personally, I find it underwhelming. None of the few new facts you added here (even more time behind bars!) changes my view.

Like a stock art law firm logo. Just when you think this guy can’t get any worse...

Bingo. I mean if he’s offered a 3rd assistant job, you’d argue he should take it. But a boss like Steve Kerr and getting a ring is hard to do. Especially if you can always go get an assistant job elsewhere or Steve eventually elevates him anyway.

Might be interesting to see any ad/analytics contracts Gawker has with these folks.

Former stewardess for Swissair?

Good point. He’ll be resurrected, if for no other reason than he’ll some day be the lone member of the Swiss Comedy Hall of Fame.

Which are mostly deflated by now.

It is wise to hardly ever threaten judges. Be wise.

Ok, it may be made by Anita Dickin, but the patent holder is Amanda Bonami.

Yeah or a Dickin Cider from Anita Dickin.

Think you mean Clinton-y

I’d say more Clinton Foundation-y

@SaraRueful: She was fondling the vegetables, doing a Marion Wormer.

This lacks a certain romantic majesty. Diarrhea-style texting? Whatever happened to flowers delivered to work?

53 is a lot of pictures of your dong.