Exactly. Seems pretty obvious, right?

Jesus.... You’re a good writer and a good journalist. So why are you backing off your initial simple, honest, easily-digested report in favor of some tall tale that tries to deflect blame toward the feet of Col. Sanders? Be a man and crap your drawers right now, wherever you are, as penance.

Please do.

No shit. Who wants to smell plastic?

Bravo

O Great Beer-Ranter, tell me the difference between a “previous norm” and a “norm.”

Have you posted recently on how to get a good deal on a Costco membership? Thx.

There’s only way to settle it:

No, his pants make no scents. God knows what his post does.

Haha! Me, too....

Hmm. What should we be saying about what happened?

Perfect.

.... and the privilege doesn’t apply to Amateur Advisor.

Move when police ask you not to (if they haven’t already admitted you’re busted....)

Bingo. That’s it exactly.

Great handle, BTW.

Only in the states that have yet to repeal the Medieval Penile Code.

.... as seen on TV and made famous by Drs. Hugh G. Reckschön, Barry "Red" Ruffinsorr, and Dick B. Flimsey of the Peter Association.

Does "Cocky Doody" do it for you?

Smells like hind quarter to me.