Mozart's Musical Joke.

John Cage.

What was the name of that adult movie you describe?

“Fuuuuuuuuck why me, dude” says Jordan Zimmerman prematurely (around 1:05 & 2:07), after serving up an obvious extra-base hit that would wreck his quest for a no-hitter with 2 out in the 9th inning of the last game of the season.

>SPOILER ALERT<

Haha! That evolutionary leap should lift you out of the gray swamp, if only for a day. Even AL pitchers get on base once in a while.

That's Pat Robertson post-surgery.

"a" and "o" ?

Which Short's beers do you like?

Let me get this straight - You skipped a cheap beer festival 5m from where you live because you're tired of extremities in your beer? (I thought Bigfoot was ok. Only one I've tried though.)

Again, Supplication is comparable to Randy Moss, so stop țrying to halt this comparison.

Mr. Nutty's comment is funnier than yours.

Bingo.

Excuse me. You weren't there.

Bud, especially Light & on a millionaire's tab for God's sake, is NOT respectable in any universe where there's some alternative other than mouthwash, piss, or gasoline.

Hmm. "Character" v. "Indecent Exposure." I guess it would depend whose drummer is better.

Taco Farts.

Where's Tina Fey?

What do you call it when people are looking?

Yipes!