I guess on ABC’s Wonderful World of Disney?

“You see that, Clark? That’s how you kill a bunch of people.”

Yes, the bible is tacky and disrespectful.

Major in English Linguistics.

Not sure what this has to do with the topic at hand, but I think Jeremy Irons makes a good Alfred.

I’m looking at this image, and all I can think is:

Yep, that kind of vocabulation embiggins us all

It strikes me as perfectly cromulent!

TheSe ArE JuST CorpORaTe MaDE fAn FiLMs  ::-((

It amuses me to no end that Etan Cohen’s entire Hollywood career is based on people reading his name too quickly and assuming he’s an Oscar-winning auteur.

Every parent of little kids knows that merely telling their kids to never remove the blindfold just ain’t gonna work for more than about 40 minutes. A real parent would have to blind their kids in order for them to survive.

The HomePod is the best selling speaker in its class. 

Haha. I forgot. I once convinced a girl I was dating that I had previously dated Parker Posey. Totally off topic.

TL/DR: Wolverine, with his Ginsu knuckles, is a fantasy. Deadpool, with his regeneration, dual katanas, and other crazy stuff, is a fantasy.

Oh man, I had scrubbed Pa Cant from my memory. 

Well, he couldn’t grow a beard of sorrow, so he picked the next best thing, a shave of high-functional depression.

The movie is a classic. Fuck everyone else.

‘Cabin Boy’ was a work of pure genius. I saw it when it came out and loved it from start to finish. 1994 gave us Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Maverick and The Flintstones. ‘Cabin Boy’ is Citizen Kane compared to those pieces of garbage.

Tbh, his explanations aren’t what I expected at all. I was expecting something more like “Then I wisked her away on the ship of imagination, we stopped on one of the Jovian moons of Jupiter. We were watching 100 beautiful inverted waterfalls with a plasma cloud behind them....then I tried to touch her boobs....”

That’s two more editors than Kinja has!