MEATWAD?  LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MEATWAD!!!

Yes, but can it detect why kids like the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Now witness the revenue of this fully armed and operational media empire

Excuse me that’s Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Nope. Willfully, as in they know their sound set up is bad for others, but they continue to use that setup. 

We’re not done with it until we’ve seen Nicholas Cage as the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Dan Olson is a treasure.

Does this renewed interest mean that we’re due for a gritty Supervan reboot?

I knew all they had to do to fix the Discovery Klingons was to give them Heavy Metal wigs

Avengers: The Manda4ian.

Or for us old farts, when the Loonies, with the help of Mike, start throwing rocks at the Earth.

As God is my witness, I thought the Easter Bunny could fly!

The church of WKRP? Thanksgiving must be fun.

Peripheral humor, you don’t always see it coming.

Honestly I almost want to replace Jump the Shark with Crawling out of a Dumpster...

No, no, no The Falcon is Snoke.

But if you don’t have to be biologically female to be a woman how does a birth defect distinctualize between non-biological men and biological men? What if I’m born and man but decide I’m a woman do I get to survive?