Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

...at the Jersey Shore...

No love for naproxen (Aleve/Naprosyn/Flanax) on this list?

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

First of all, fuck Disney.

pliers son. nothing gets in the way of a gpu upgrade....NOTHING!

I can't even count how many times I've gotten drunk and ended up at McDonalds.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! Hell, no!!

so you know when to scream.

Pre-order culture is a bad culture to be a part of no matter if the game is good or bad.

Truth! That drives me nuts when I think there's still a couple chapters left and then it's suddenly over because 15% of the book is excerpts from other books.

My favorite is when you get really lucky the first time you play a new game and beat your friend who is skilled at said game then immediately refuse to play again, retiring undefeated.

I did some pushups once. CRAZY day man. Crazy.

I ate a shoelace and it came out of my ass tied. I shit you knot.

Leave it up. Saturate the internets. This is brilliance.

So this guy prints off birthday cards, and "signs" them in Comic Sans, right? He's that guy.

+1 for Groove Salad @ SomaFM.

I get you. When I was younger (I'm in my late thirties now), sales was the last thing I wanted to do. What a bunch of phony bullshit. I hate insincere interactions. People using each other. The whole thing is just so transactional. The thing is, I was wrong. Sales doesn't have to be that way. Business…