Pretty shocked when I saw this (if not surprised). I was expecting them to have made her hair look smaller or smoother, but to have completely erased her hair strikes me as so much worse for a reason I’m struggling to put my finger on.

IT’S THE DOG

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner folks. I guarantee you there was infidelity involved. Tree trimmings aren’t “tackled out of nowhere” worthy. Coming home to seeing the smug asshole that fucked your wife? Yeah, that’s worth a six-rib breaking tackle.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

He’s trying to undermine the press. He tells everyone that he is infallible and only his opinion matters. He acts without consulting advisers. He calls for violence against opponents. He wants to jail rivals.

Along with the line that will haunt my nightmares ... “ unzipped his leather pants”.

I think we can all agree that this is probably the least surprising of all of the recent revelations.

I have a foster dog who came with the name Panda, she’s a tiny little black and white terrier mix. She is a cyclone of sassiness and so nosy I took to SNS for Jezzies to rename her. She is now officially Miss Judy Boots, Professional Busybody.

I want a pet panda and a pet raccoon and I want to hug them, and they’ll sleep in my bed in a nest of blankets and we’ll best friends and I’ll never go to work or go outside or anything. That’s my goal for 2018.

I for one welcome our new, ample-bottomed overlords.

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Yes. Enjoy my cousins’ captivity. Pay no attention to the panda uprising behind the curtain. Alllllll those baby pandas. Yep. NOTHING nefarious going on here.

I would enjoy this more if I weren’t sitting here in three layers of clothing AND a parka. No, I DON’T want to turn on the furnace.

Just when I thought sheer black lace had mostly receded after years of plaguing fashion, they have to go and invite it right back in. Though I suppose at least this is a theme that many celebrities will at least give a nod to, unlike some others. Someone will still show up in a pink column dress, though, I guarantee…

I actually cannot wait to see this. Then again, most people did not abide by this years theme, while Rihanna slayed it.

My SIL sells this garbage. My wife and I refer to it as “clothes for the suburban mom who has given up.”

And the clothes are hideous.

Dude. A highly desirable product? Most women do not want to leave the house dressed like 4-year olds. Pipe down with this assessment of your fugly-ass, rip-apart-at-the-first-wear clothing.

You could just walk outside. And the first 13 women you see would be better Presidents than Donald Trump.