That’s a Cool Girl Dress if i ever saw one.

It’s funny - I live in Dubai and here breastfeeding is extremely encouraged. You can literally do it absolutely anywhere and if ever you’re harassed or told to move you can call the police - and they do take it seriously.

Blake Shelton kinda bums me out in general.

This is a wonderful story. That’s all.

I’m a lapsed Catholic so the “signs from heaven” thing always gives me the eyeballs, but several years ago at a concert, it came close. We were doing several choral pieces for Christmas, including the Magnificat, when some guy from the cathedral’s homeless shelter wandered into the church, looking for a seat. The…

people record Christmas albums when they have literally nothing to say and want to get handsomely compensated for doing so.

The answer is none.

Also, “Mary Did You Know” is just a horrible song from a musical, theological, and feminist standpoint. How very condescending to presume to mansplain the immaculate conception to the Blessed Virgin herself, who demonstrated through the Magnificat that she knew quite well what she was getting into. (Of course the…

I don’t get why so many people cover “Last Christmas”, it is a terrible song.

Fuck Christmas music. Come at me.

How much Xmas music of any sort—any time period—any volume, above the threshold of human hearing—can I tolerate? None whatsoever.

I kinda really dislike Gwen Stefani, and she’s really harshing my holiday season. I feel like NBC is just shoving her down my throat.

Dad is alive and kicking and sitting next to me on the couch.

Luckily, this all went down like two years ago. Now the big conversation is how my dad Found Jesus and decided to decorate his room around that.

Hmmm...what to get for my dad’s horrible wife? I will probably go for the traditional nothing, but unrefrigerated fish sounds like a good option as well. Nothing too expensive.

Did your father die and they went all Biblical with it?

My mom’s new husband is my dad’s little brother. (No lie)

Is there a list for UncleDaddy gifts? Besides lots of wine and therapy for me?

He’s one for lengthy facebook rants about Islam and refugees (he’s a real peach) so I got him a selection of books on Islam, all written by women, with an accompanying facebook message informing him that I’d be delighted to engage with him once he’s educated himself.

True, they’re just the least sympathetic of cases because they can afford to live anywhere and yet they are choosing the most volatile spots. Less wealthy residents of such areas often live there due to a combo of two factors: the most dangerous lands are also the cheapest and they can’t afford anywhere else, and…

I get so mad when people try and pick on Malia for being a fucking young adult. Let her live, man.

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