Counterpoint: My bedroom is small but it is just for sleeping. I looove having a separate “productive” space, and a separate “entertainment” space from that. After spending most of my life in studios and 1-beds thinking it was fine since most of my home life involves screens anyway, I was shocked by how refreshing it…

Everyone I know who likes open concept also has kids—young kids. They want to keep an eye on said kids, and they want to spend time with them. They think that this will continue into the teen years (bwah ha ha ha ha).

As a renter, everything is always white..... For the first time in 32 years of living as a renter, my apartment has some elegant touches. I so appreciate them and understand how necessary a good living space is to mental health.

How can people with open plan even have dinner parties? All the dirty dishes are sitting there staring you in the face and some lame-o is sure to offer to start washing them, and then insisting, and then your glamorous party becomes a hootenany of chores instead of the Algonquin Round Table like you’d hoped.

The other requirement with the kitchen is that I get to decorate it however the hell I want. My mother bought me a pink Le Creuset Dutch oven as a wedding present, and my husband was like “uh...why?”and I was like “because it’s my fucking kitchen, and I will decorate in pastel pink and shades of grey if I damn well…

Funny story regarding property brothers. I was at a minor league baseball game and spotted one a few rows away. I was staring at him trying to figure out why I recognized him. We made eye contact at the exact moment I figured it out just in time for him to watch me mouth and point “PROPERTY BROTHER.” I can only…

I want to give the person who screamed “open concept sucks” at the property brothers a medal. I have already told my spouse, when it comes time to house buying, I hate open concept with a fiery passion. I want a huge kitchen. Massive. The size of my fucking apartment right now. And I want doors and walls around it so…

In these troubling times, let Willow’s happiness in being buried in a pile of leaves cheer you up:

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

I’m fairly certain that her wearing that absurdly impractical outfit was supposed to telegraph that she’s completely and ridiculously naive about the theme park monsters she’s in charge of like a certain other character who also wore all white in totally impractical situations, seen here crouching in the grass in his…

In Jurassic World, I would’ve really appreciated a scene where whatsherface was like, hold up I gotta stop by my office and pick up my spare sneakers/flats/boots before heading into the fucking muddy field in my white outfit. Or at least, all women would understand that a woman who works at what is basically a safari…

While normally this is a pet peeve for me (looking at you, Jurassic World)....this time I’m inclined to give it a pass. They’re goddesses, they can run and fight in heels without breaking an ankle. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Look... if high heels are up to Borg efficiency standards, then who am I to argue?

As you allude to with “running from literal dinosaurs”: I finally watched JURASSIC WORLD just the other day. Now I totally get what people were talking about regarding Bryce Dallas Howard’s character Claire Dearing running through the rain forest in stiletto heels. Once you realize that’s what’s happening, you just…

That was something I really appreciated about “Atomic Blonde,” in all of the really insane physical stuff they kept her in a flat. I’m a shoe freak and it’s always bothered me continuity wise when you have a character in a stiletto and then suddenly she has to do something cool and the shoe changes. It’s…

I had a for shit boss who was an alcoholic and would sleep at work when he was hungover. He would be so mean when he felt like crap. When I finally quit he said “Well if you hadn’t quit I would have fired you.” Who says that kind of shit? People.

If you’re going to show an ultrasound that would detect a 6 week old fetus, show the correct equipment. Therefore, the wand with the condom and KY should be present.