I’d be pretty shocked if the event caterer didn’t know exactly what they were delivering. Turning out 1,000 simultaneous plates of a dish designed to offend exactly no one’s palate and come in under $3 per entree is not a recipe for outstanding achievement in the field of culinary excellence.

These are 1 percenter problems that distract from the blight of legit first world problems...like those of us who struggle with one pillow being too low, and two pillows being too high. Dammit, how can we sleep in such conditions?!?!

Plus the guy smashing someones else food is doing it just so he can post the videos to instagram, so yes, he is absolutely the asshole.

Also I respect how Kristen is SUPER “yeah if your kids aren’t vaccinated stay the fuck away from us kthnxbai” she does not mince words on it.

My only question: has he actually eaten with that fork before he stuck it in someone else’s food?

I’m more surprised that Andy Dick was still getting work.

“In the ‘70s, all the girlfriends I got was by kissing and licking their cheek.”

*raise your hand if your first thought on seeing the headline was “Well, that one was only a matter of time”*

Is this where I can show off my daughter who did a mashup this year of her two favorite things: Draco and Corn. Comin at ya: DraCorn Malfoy.

Okay, who the fuck is Cardi B, and why does she have to wake up every day and remind herself that she deserves to be a Disney villain?

If you watch Lip Sync Battles he appeared with his wife Jenna Dewan (they met shooting Step Up) and she did one of the songs from XXL and he did Beyonce (with Beyonce)

He’s collaborating with and apparently just hangs out with Roxane Gay, so he seems pretty cool to me.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

Um...does he know...

“I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children. How the media did this, I don’t know”

I’ve been toying with the idea of returning to Cincinnati eventually, to be closer to my family but after that last story. nope, newp,nopers, no thanks, never.

Agreed. Kelsey Grammer is such an asshole. So glad Camille is getting half his 401k! I hope she plays the video of him falling off the stage on repeat as she counts his money and laughs.

He seems like the absolute worst so anyone who was married to him deserves a pay day.

To all you commenters who have declared you’d never wear a used bikini, please enjoy these two stories:

When she called AC the “Spineless Heiress”, I just about fell out of my chair.