I am so happy that she was able to get the medical care she needed. It’s not anyone’s opinion what she does with her body for her own health and future health.

I’m blown away by this young woman. I really doubt I would have been so eloquent and steadfast in defending my rights (and by extension all womens’ rights) at her age. Thank you, Jane Doe!

I used to work at a cancer center and, listen, people are the same people that they always were when they have cancer. In other words, if you’re likely to throw this against the wall when you’re healthy, you’ll throw it against the wall if you’re sick, too. And cancer patients are no more likely to be depressed than…

https://xkcd.com/828/

Or you could take $3000 and give it to the charity of your choice and generate real smiles.

The rationale makes sense. I know if I had cancer, smiling would be the thing I’d want to do all the time.

My sister just finished her chemo treatments without cracking a smile once, so I guess she’s a failure.

If I have cancer, I can guarantee I’m going to be a morose angry motherfucker. Why do put this pressure on people going through negative shit to always be positive? Maybe I want to wallow in self pity once in a while. Maybe I save my happy self for my kids and everyone can piss off if they are too uncomfortable…

I’ve started a Kickstarter for a Woke Mirror that peers into your soul and won’t show your reflection unless you’re not thinking of monetizing terrible and condescending ideas. It costs $25,000, pocket change for Silicon Valley, HMU!

The thing is, they’re not even functionally the same! It’s really hard to shave or apply makeup or pluck your eyebrows or do most of the things we normally use mirrors for while smiling. So I guess it’s actually a $2-3k gadget that...teaches you to smile? I don’t understand anything anymore.

We could just skip invasive surgery and ask the Joker to spray us with the non-lethal version of Joker Venom.

The “Smile Mirror” costs between $2000 and $3000, but prices are expected to lower after its forthcoming Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign.

Yeah, cancer patients aren’t like scenic vistas or sprouts fighting through cement to grow into a plant. They’re people who are facing an often life threatening disease, and they aren’t there to be a tool for inspiration.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Uuuum only if said plastic surgery is a face-lift that pulls back the corners of your mouth so you have a perma-smile, baby! C’mon, you’re so pretty when you smile!

You should incorporate this when someone states that.

Well, that can fuck right off.

“You know, am I mad at God? Yeah, I’m mad at him,” O’Reilly said on the latest episode of his web series, “No Spin News.” “I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen. I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at him.”

Also he makes them sound like wee tiny innocent creatures. At 14 and 18, they know who their father is. And infinite numbers of sexual harassment lawsuits won’t hold a candle to the trauma of WITNESSING his violence on their mother in their home.

That statement is weird. Why COULDN’T they kill him? And how “literally” dead would he expect to be, I wonder. Really dead, or really very nearly dead?