When my son was in Paris recently, he saw a rat and a pigeon battling over an old hamburger. A couple of hawks or fucking eagle would take care of that. (I had a hawk pick off a squirrel in front of me in the back area where I work)

I really want her to fail but she has the all important left the TV on for the dog demographic all locked up.

In fairness to you, it was 2005. So.

I feel like kitten heels were in because no one really wore flats back then. But yeah they’re ugly and stupid.

Imagine a world where Robert Carradine had become Caine.

I know there are a lot of Seinfeld non-fans here, but I love the show and it was never better than when she and Jason Alexander were playing off each other. Brilliant.

Best of luck to your mom! Mine too was just diagnosed with breast cancer (stage one, so the survival rate is thankfully very high). It’s scary to go from thinking one’s parents are basically immortal to having that all come crashing down so quickly.  

I audibly gasped at the headline. She’ssuch a class act. Here’s hoping it’s in its early stages and she recovers quickly.

The Republican health plans would have women like her paying $26K more a year just to maintain insurance after breast cancer treatment. Women with metastatic breast cancer would have paid $176K a year out of pocket to stay alive. Poor women with breast cancer would have been essentially sentenced to death, since there…

My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer at the age of 53, she was in remission for 15 years until she got diagnosed again this past February. I was 8 when she was first diagnosed, now I am 23, and I have to say that it is a lot fucking scarier when you’re a grownup and fully realize that your mom has a…

Relax, tough guy. I’m not complaining about long books, I’m remarking on this one. It’s weird you are so emotionally invested in my opinion about Stephen King’s coke-tome.

King’s a great writer, but the quality is paragraph-by-paragraph. There was no need for It to be a thousand plus pages, for sure.

I thank the film gods that IT removed so much of King’s rambling bullshit in its movie adaptation. To see IT synthesized into its best essence was amazing, and is arguably the greatest novel-adaptation ever. Sorry the 2 chapters about “why the bully farted” didn’t make the cut (note: this is actually in the book.)

I live paycheck to paycheck.

Harry has always been The Cute One.

I still don’t understand the obsession with Pippa’s dress. I hated it.

Classy, but that shit can definitely be topped. Easy.

Meghan Markle is, of course, radiant without any sort of embellishment.

alert, alert! never thought i’d say this but harry is officially the handsomer of the royals.

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