Im so innocent I really thought she was bragging about how she now has enough money to afford a horse

I think you got them mixed up. The Rescuers is boring as hell. Down Under is adventure in its purest form and an underrated gem.

Down Under is better. It has George C. Scott! And Australia!

He has hosted for the last 10 years. Guess you haven’t been home sick and turned on the tv in the last decade?

I came here to say that this child is being emotionally abused and financially and sexually exploited and there should be criminal legal consequences for the adults involved. I’m not scandalized. I’m not shocked. Female children have been used this way since the invention of property. But let’s look beyond the veneer…

Porsches and heroin, I think? Neither should be relevant to fourteen-year-olds, I also think.

Why not? Everything on TV is real. They wouldn’t broadcast it otherwise.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

That being said, King Triton’s castle’s gotta dong in it (NSFW?).

To this day I contend that the priest’s dick in Little Mermaid was just his knee.

Um, sorry, what company? Asking for a fiend—friend! I meant “friend.”

An indie makeup company just released a Baba Yaga blush this morning. The timing of the release on the same day as the results of the poll is actually complete synchronicity since it’s part of their Halloween collection that was developed and scheduled for today a while ago, but I feel like I should mention it anyway.

The original comment is tailor-made for the Ron Burgandy “That escalated quickly” gif.

CRONE POWA, BITCHES! HAGS BEFORE STAGS! HAGS BEFORE STAGS!

Crone powa!! Hags before stags!

They are close, but a siren’s purpose is to lure sailors to their death with their song. A mermaid has the nerve to sometimes save the sailors.

These are both worthy options, but I’m all in for Baba Yaga. Once we’re no longer lethal-sex desirable, we are all the crone. Our wisdom is our power. Our rejection of the patriarchy is the reason they fear us. We surround ourselves with our sisters because Fuck Dudes. We are mysterious and strong and don’t care what…

Okay, obvs everyone should vote for Baba Yaga and then dress in Dolly Kei fashion.

After years of sighing in disappointment at the tendency of the brackets to coalesce around the most neutral options, I’m pleased to see that Jezebel is firmly on the side of the murderous and monstrous.

The suspense is killing me.