That room is like an open vial of ADD.

Now I need a twitter account detailing the fictional writing desks of famous authors. Emerson’s is just a pile of leaves next to a pond. Mary Shelley’s is her mother’s grave. Ayn Rand writes on the back of Paul Ryan, who considers it an honor.

That’s exactly why all of them should be taken away. It’s pretty abusive to teach your children to be cruel.

Tea makes people poop, too. I’ve read more than one story by Rohintin Mistry where he mentioned characters drinking tea to move things along. And my experience confirms it.

I think they primarily used the other three kids against the two who were taken away. They were teaching them to single out people for abuse.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”

They broke their children’s toys and screamed profanities at them for fun? Who does that? Oh right psycho criminals.

I’m honestly annoyed even by those “I ate your Halloween candy...JUST KIDDING!” videos. I mean, why would you think it’s funny to mess with your child’s trust in their parents?

It was a “They’re just pranks bro, why are we being attacked! Also sorry i guess” video. So four steps down from that.

They later apologized in a video viewed over 5 million times.

I’ve really learned to appreciate the mountains as I’ve gotten older. There are plenty of reasons to move away but Im glad I ever did. My town, a little further east than Gatlinberg and Knoxville, has really blossomed the last few years. It’s a beautiful area and I love being able to hike the Appalachian trail on a…

I would not be the least bit surprised if he was one of those rich fuckers who honestly thinks that, because he’s paid so much in taxes over the years, the government somehow owes him more.

God these people are so goddamn shameless. This fucker Munchin is a millionaire- yet he still thinks he can get free shit at the expense of everyone else. Fuck him.

It turns out she wasn’t bragging that they didn’t take a government plane for their honeymoon, but complaining.

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

This is ESPECIALLY delightful after her instagram rant where she bragged about how they didn’t take a government plane on their honeymoon. No, tumbleweed, but you asked to. Shuddup.

My Father was an Air Force Air Mobility Command Officer (Now Retired). I’ll let his email to me speak for itself: