Was Eraser head “even close to coherent”? I honestly don’t remember, and I’m not about to go back and rematch it (I’ll stipulate to it being a masterpiece, so long as I never have to watch it again).

So who should play him in the, sure to be made soon, movie? Adam Scott is too old but Shia LaBeouf is the right age. And after his turn as McEnroe, he could really lock down that ‘real life creep’ niche he was born to fill.

I hope he tries awkward attempts at humor in general population.

“Get me Javier Bardem’s American non-union equivalent!”

This guy is a walking shit eating grin.

Having not really looked at the credits for the film, I assumed from the trailer that the husband was being played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

Yeah, I think the only other thing that’s portrayed it that well is Hyperbole and a Half:

I fully believe in the real world Dragon is up next in beauty trends.

This is where my initial binge session stopped. For a good day or so.

It’s strange how you can be waiting for something and not know you’re waiting on it. Sitting and watching this with my girlfriend, she turned to me and asked if this is what it was like for me all the time. It was such a weird question, because I’ve struggled with depression and anxiety for such a long time that it…

This warms the cockles of my heart. This is a mug of cocoa on a snowy day. This is a close parking spot at a Target. This is a holiday with nothing to do but sleep in and binge-watch Netflix. This is hitting the Costco just when they have a ton of free samples out. This is a complimentary side dish in your takeout…

You understand that what you quoted is simply a student’s comment, right? That student did not re-write the FBI’s legal definition of what rape is.

I’m one of the leaders of an activist group where we are strongly supporting the recall and we have had actual threats against us personally over it. It’s insane. This judge has an awful record of letting violent rapists off with little or no penalty yet for some reason he has the full support of all the other judges…

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…

A lot of my favorites were knocked out early, but I take pleasure in seeing their murderers losing out now. Also, I’m all about these dark, evil beauties we got in this race. I think the Halloween season is giving them an edge and I’m ok with it.

awww... poor brock... this totally kills his chances of ever enjoying steaks again

She torments young men AS A HOBBY!

Never forgive you all for letting mummies beat cenobites. Plus of fairy or goddess something pretty wins I’ll die. I have moved to team Harpy.

Dragon is going to take it all because I think dragon is actually going to be the next trend (metallics are usually big in the fall plus Game of Thrones, ‘nuf said).