Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, quite honestly I thought the 2007 version of The Mist was excellent except for the changed ending (I mean, it was kind of a brilliant ending but also horrible). Umm. I honestly don’t think Kubrick’s Shining is a great adaptation, but it’s a good movie on its own.

Don’t knock church youth groups. My parent never made me go to one but one of my friends in high school would get forced to go by his step dad so he started to ask me to go along as his guest.

Appealing to “kids dumb enough to be in a church youth group” isn’t exactly gold star award material for marketers.

To be honest, I never wanted a masterpiece; if I wanted that, I have the novel right on my shelf. I wanted something that was fun and violent and intense, more of a horrific fantasy film than a slow building creepfest, a new film for the Halloween marathon rotation. It seems I got exactly what I wanted.

No. In this case you really do have Stephen King’s diahrea of the keyboard.

Apparently the “good” (i.e. organic/natural) ones do. I personally bought plastic pellet filled “bean” bags when I needed to for work after this! (They were washable after the kids aborted on them, and didn’t sprout when wet!)

Now that’s a true statement if I’ve ever heard one.

That’s a truth bomb, right there.

“It’s the end of the fucking world! Also I pooped in your toilet and it won’t flush. Let’s fuck.”

“As far as I know nobody can photosythesize their nutrients and excrete their waste in a polite raspberry scented mist.”

RIGHT?!?! It’s like I personally think flinging your dumps out the window in a bag is far more heinous than making a poop joke and copping up to the situation. As far as I know nobody can photosythesize their nutrients and excrete their waste in a polite raspberry scented mist.

I understood it similarly. I would so much rather see a Freddie Mercury biopic than a movie about Queen moving on after losing him.

I honestly don’t understand why people can’t just own up to the fact that shit happens. Yeah, it’s a funny story but I would have never thought to go to those lengths to dispose of my shit.

You guys, I once ran down to the basement of my apartment building to use “the shitter” (you know, the toilet-only-in-a-closet that old homes sometimes have in the basement) so that a guy I seriously had a crush on wouldn’t know I pooped. I am convinced to this day he heard the flush and knew what I was up to and…

I recommend everyone click through and read the GoFundMe firsthand account of this story. It has definitely brightened my day.

Wow. This will make quite a story at the wedding. Even if they don’t marry each other

I do not have a problem with his balding and I do not understand why people are so upset about it. He looks fine. He doesn’t need to shave it.

Losing hair is a very sensitive and personal topic. Yes, even for men. He’s doing what he feels comfortable with and that’s okay.

came here to say this. she must really freaking love having children (who are biologically hers) because if I were her and I had already done what was “expected” of me, I’d be like “lol done with babies now. only cats from here on out.”

I watched Dana Carvey’s more recent standup special, and he certainly seems like a comedian whose time has passed. He used to be very funny—I remember catching his standup special in the ‘90s a number of times as a kid—but now he just seems like an older guy who hasn’t gotten with the times. He’s very confused about…