Dang, and on the same day that Fyre Fest LLC declared bankruptcy? Everything’s coming up schadenfreude!

American society is quickly cleaving into two disparate components. Those with far too much money and those with not enough money. Selling things to people who don’t have any money is self evidently a waste of time and the people with too much money already have everything they need so the smart entrepreneur is…

Nah. I would be happiest if his presidential run left him so in the red that he and everyone with any connection with him would be beyond ruined. Like how you have the “Midus’ touch” where everything a particular person touches turns to gold or at least makes money, I want “Trump’s grope,” to mean to be so poisonous…

“My desires are unconventional.”

Who is this product even for? Like I get that on paper the answer is “grody tech bro libertarians,” but I have to imagine that, for those dudes, making creepy passes at the girl who works the juice bar is a critical part of the juice drinking experience. So... who is this for?

The AV Club

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…

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Parks and Rec is the superior show.

We’re supposed to be fragile, we’re supposed to be needy, we’re supposed to never know our own beauty or value ourselves for our accomplishments or character traits or body, but be always humble. And then when a woman takes it too far, is too fragile, is too needy, hates herself too much, she’s hysterical and society…

Over the last 20 the culture around Diana hasn’t changed one iota here in the UK, set at that moment of the car crash. No matter what the narrative will forever remain as Diana, the People’s Princess (surprisingly often spoken in the tone of belonging to the people rather than of the people), and be one of how she got…

I hope the future is exactly as you imagine it. Because I was born in the sixties, and we all said: Wouldn’t it be great to be born in fifty years when racism is dead, dead, dead? And women are no longer such sexualised objects? And energy is clean?

See, I have no problem with “we’re having a baby,” because I take the “having” to refer to bringing a child into your life, not literally giving birth. I hate “we’re pregnant.” I went on a rant about this while I was pregnant and my husband, who I find to be...well, not at *all* that guy, looked at me baffled and…

I say, after my cousin’s back home wedding I bought a ticket for (but visited fam) they paid off for like 8 yrs and my under 1k one — we did at cost, I prefer mine. Pretty much the same duration too.

over the course of the weekend event

It seems weird to me to want your baby to make porn. But, I guess that is how the pendulum swings.

I can’t even describe the feeling I get when I think of Watership Down. It’s amazing to think that feeling of dread/despair/fear/hopelessness/etc can linger from a childhood memory.

Yeah. I like the farmer being a force of nature rather than some malicious actor. He is a coming hurricane, Vesuvius, or an asteroid strike from the perspective of the mice (the rats are longer-lived, I believe because of their treatment). A mouse lives two years, maybe three, so there is a really, really good chance…

I always thought their eyes were like that because they were both blind. That’s a cool theory though.

I’m sorry kinja happened to you. It happened to all of us years ago. We had the same reaction, but there was no going back. Sometimes they update kinja and make things worse, sometimes they update kinja and things are only still bad, but it’s probably not going to go away.