I also think about my boobs when I’m plucking nipple hair. Where’s the florid semi-erotic prose about that super fun lady chore? Not coming from a male writer’s pen, that’s for damn sure.

Even if later on in the story she needed to use the underwire from her bra to like, pick a lock or something, I would not be like “but...we never learned if she even put one on! Where was the bra putting-on scene?? I’m so confused!!”

How do people even recognise former classmates from high school? I could not pick a single person who was not a close friend out of a line up even 5 years later and I spent years with those people. I grew up with some of them. The whole thing is a fog best left undisturbed.

Is it weird to just pretend you have no idea who they are? Like if you run into a former bully or mean girl 15 years later and they are all “omg Scarlet McCaw? From Nightmare High? It’s me Jessica!” Just pretend you have no idea who they are and claim never to have met a Jessica, even if you absolutely remember very…

A friend did that in her car, and for one brief stupid moment I thought the car was becoming a transformer starting with the dashboard.

Serial killers who want to ppl to lure ppl to the side of the road for murder? Is there a modern day version of highway men? Because that set up would have been really great for them

This set up seemed like genius to 15 year old me. I also used mine to play cds at work because the sound system there was tape cassette based

Same slicked back hair, same dead, beady eyes. We don’t really need to know which asshole Trump child is which. They are both equally poisonous mushrooms

If there isn’t at least one professional shot of the baby doing the cobra pose bare-assed on a plush carpet within 6 months, their birth certificate WILL be revoked, and then it’s back to the cabbage patch for them

It was weirder than the deer heart. I kinda thought the deer heart was funny because I have seen too many engagement announcements that do the two hands + heart imagery + ring display and they all kinda looked the same, and this was kind of a refreshing take on it. Also, I’m a monster.

Woah, yikes.

The Roger Moore Bonds are all gloriously wacky. James Bond in space? Sure, why the fuck not!

“When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!”

If anything do it for the poor servers who would have to watch out for speeding bundles of chaos as they carry hot plates of food around. And the safety of the kids too I guess. Getting knocked on the head with a falling plate isn’t any fun

IF IT WERE POSSIBLE TO GIVE AN ANGRY FACE EMOJI, I WOULD DO SO, BUT AS THIS RATING SYSTEM REQUIRES ME TO GIVE AT LEAST ONE STAR, I WILL GIVE IT TWO. TWO STARS FOR THE MICROWAVED VEGGIE WEINER AND THE BUTTHOLE.

It’s cause they are wacky and family owned, not super unorganized and running their business poorly! Consistency is for chains apparently. You want to know if you can get dinner and still catch a movie? Pfft, square.

That sounds miserable. Who would want that? Ugh and you might have to wait an hour for food sometimes?? No. What if all of that happened on one visit? Long ass wait, kids running around yodeling, maybe a butthole.

See, his mistake was saying out loud how unique whatever that thing was. You just dont say things like that as you handle them on camera. Like an old cop in a movie mentioning how they’re just two days away from retirement, it’s inviting tragedy.

Omg that’s so great. I am going to miss the hell out if them. I love me some Noel Fielding, but for my breakdowns only Mel or Sue will do.

Why so many garages?? That’s just like, a big drafty waste of space! I mean, I guess if you have a lot of cars. I’m bothered that they are so far away from each other.