The mean meanies are making fun of my super beige house with the weird nubbin windows and pointless columns! No fair!

On top of everything else he’s a desperate blowhard with no shame. I hope when he dies he spends his time in hell listening to people list off his many many flaws and inadequacies, sticking him with red hot pokers if he tries to inturrupt or if he isn’t paying attention.

That big dog gas is no joke though. Maybe her ugly score took this into consideration?

Her ears are perfectly flopped over! I don’t trust small puffs of cotton with eyes (it’s all fun and games until you’re cleaning the dingleberries off of its butt fluff), so Vanny is a much better alternative, thank you!

If a kid was ever going to put an eye out with a toy like adults are always on about, this would be the toy to do it.

Who can I joke about murdering so I can be relevant again? I don’t care who, I just want to be cool!

A kid skating on rollerblades through the aisles of a store looking the staff dead in the eye like, “you can tell me to leave or put on proper shoes all you want, but there is nothing you can do to actually make me. I’m here by myself, I’m testing authority, and I’m chaos on wheels, and you just better pray I don’t…

I skipped right past my teen heart throb phase thanks to DS9 and Dr. Bashir. I regret nothing.

My dad died shortly after I turned 12. It wasn’t a surprise, he had cancer; he had had cancer for several years and it was one of those cancers where there isn’t a whole lot they can do, so he’d be a little worse every year. A lot of my memories of Dad, are of dealing with having a terminal disease. In very old…

I’ve always thought it’s absolutely the most shallow way to reference a woman’s relationship to her father/father figures. It really takes something that can be very complex, and based on so much history and boils it down to a very dismissive two word phrase. Major side eye to any guy talking about a woman with daddy…

OK so if it’s not a kiss without the tongue what the hell are we doing when we’re kissing people on the cheek? Just banging our faces together?

“I’m sorry that it happened to this woman”

Someone was stressing the importance of hand holding like a normal human couple the whole helicopter ride over, and this was all Trump and Melania could manage, and that aide in the helicopter was all “Fine. Whatever. Close enough I guess” and then they had a quick drink from a flask probably and squawked out “it’s a…

I could definitely see the original Mummy on the big screen again so, that’s a twist I can get behind!

And therein lies the problem, because a mummy is first and foremost, a ancient dessicated corpse. So you’re aiming for sexy dessicated corpse, and that’s a difficult target to hit. Sure she’s magical, but there is probably going to be a weird smell.

An uninspired TV show needs an uninspired talking he’d to host hit

That might be worth the price of admission :)

Hah! He probably sees that picture, notices that it is solid white men back to front, and feels satisfaction that everyone is there on merit and hardwork alone. Obviously if there were any women or PoC around that table, it would be because the PC police have spoken and made a fuss, not because they have earned their…

All I want is for people in charge of casting movies or TV to pick literally anyone else. There are millions of actors who aren’t Johnny Depp, you can’t tell me they can’t do the job just as well or better.

I know!!! She still thinks it it would have been fine if the exchange were private. She doesn’t get that taking the picture in the first place was wrong!