People like Dani Mathers are the reason my mum won’t wear sleeveless tops or sundresses even though she wishes she could. She’s worried someone like Dani will point and laugh and ask who she thinks she is showing her arms, or a bit of cleavage because she’s 60+ and there are unwritten rules about what older women can…

Sweet! Fingers crossed they don’t employ a lot of flashbacks to when Ratchett wasn’t dead throughout the movie!

I also shuddered at the presence of Depp, but it seems like maybe he’s the one getting murdered so I’m slightly more on board. Of course I’m only on board if there aren’t a lot of flashbacks featuring an alive Depp long after he is killed off. That’s not cool.

That mustache should be waxed and twirled right up.

Johnny Depp is in this? WHY?? Ugh.

I thought so too! It’s not totally out of the realm of possibility that the person who would leave a noose at the National Museum of African American History and Culture would also not be real sure which building that is. Just some Smithsonian museum building right?

But he does look like he might murder someone in a drug and alcohol induced fugue and then clumsily try to cover it up. At least Seacrest would only murder because of a glitch in his system.

The very existence of a golden toilet should be a clue. True class would surely be a discreet, top of the line bidet right?

Pink AND camo! Sure! Might as well combine those things. Why the hell not?

I’ve had a few pairs of her pants second hand and the fit is always really good. My sister says she makes a decent pair of maternity jeans.

Like a lite top 40 radio station that advertises itself as perfect for the work place. That’s what her stuff reminds me of. Too boring and over priced

Ugh, I’ll take my chances with the bears over human creeps any day.

I mean, would it kill him to at least get some damn tangerine concealer and colour those pale puffy circles around his eyes the same as the rest of his face? It couldn’t possibly look weirder then it does now.

Everyone else gets roasted chicken, while the President’s chicken is served in breaded strips shaped like dinosaurs.

Plus for some people period sex, though messy, is a very reliable way to chase a bad case of the cramps away and just make yourself feel better during a rough time. That is not something we should deny anyone just because a bunch of ancient rules say it’s wrong.

Real life is awkward enough, I watch TV to escape from all that!

Trump Presidential Library just sounds weird. It’s like word salad. If I saw a picture of Trump in a library, I would assume it was photoshopped.

Rename your anxiety excitement?? Seriously???

That is a heartbreaking waste of pillows. They’re going to get all gross!

Shit, I don’t even put real pants on for Christmas. If it doesn’t have an elastic waist it can gtfo. I need bottoms that can handle a day of non stop snacking and lounging.