We’re all going to die because the people who profit off of emissions and looser enviromental regulations are convinced that covering their ears and yelling “can’t hear you, not happening!” will make the problem go away.

I seem to remember all the talk show weirdos stayed within the talk show circle though. They didn’t bleed into the real world like they do now. You never saw some asshole from Maury outside of a Maury show.

I wouldn’t even drop that much money on a water bottle for me, and I have a good track record of not losing water bottles. What kind of bottle does $36 buy I wonder?

Three seconds is not enough water fountain time. You can’t even get that much water per slurp because your mouth isn’t shaped in a way that can efficiently drink a sideways spout of water.

Twice inturrupting him as he agrees to let Koppel finish his though. Classic dick move.

I think we all knew Trump was going to embarrass himself by being very rude to Angela Merkel. I just assumed it would be an inappropriate comment about her looks or something like that.

I guess they gotta get their opinion in there so that other people know where they stand. Really make sure that God and everyone else knows she’s not into this new fangled marriage equality. Just in case God exists, gives a shit about who people marry, and reads the comments on People. He can put a check next to her…

When I was a kid I was expected to spend some time during the summer doing yard work chores and it sucked and the chores were only completed with much kicking and screaming; now I look forward to a day of outside chores + a bunch of ice cold beers as I work. It’s the best. How did I even do summer without alcohol?

Making friends was always hard even when I was a kid and surrounded by potential friends. Never not a source of extreme anxiety.

That’s beautiful right there. Do they come with straws or do you supply your own?

I mean why don’t they ask the moms of families who are in danger of watching loved ones get deported, or brutalized by police, or die from lack of access to healthcare since they’re asking moms. I mean, they only have four moms there and that is hardly a sufficient sample size to represent all the families right?

Better not undermine Trump’s precious presidency with mounting evidence of Russian interference. It was only okay to undermine the Presidency when it was Obama, and all the bullshit birth certificate nonsense! The ppl at Fox should get a mild electrical shock whenever they try to complain about ppl undermining Trump,…

She wouldn’t have anywhere to go. Both their families believe in making the marriage work no matter what, divorce is just not an option for those who follow Biblical Patriarchy movements like Quiver full. She would likely not be able to go back to her parents house. It’s her responsibility to help make the marriage…

One of the best things about Bake Off was that no matter how stressful things got, it always seemed like Sue and Mel had your back and would give someone a hug or a hand if needed. I’ll miss them :(

They are always so great when paired together on the big fat quiz!!

Good luck to you as well! Cheers!

My job has been bringing me way down lately. My boss does not like me, and I kind of feel like I’m being picked on sometimes. I need to find a new job, but lately I’ve been feeling like a failure at work, which makes it hard to type up a resume that doesn’t feel like a huge lie. I feel like I can’t do anything right…

Aww, don’t worry John Mellencamp; I don’t think she hates you to death! I’ll bet she doesn’t think about you at all :)

I seem to remember the people of Fox news crying “disrespectful! Disrespecful to the office of the president!” Whenever a photo op caught Malia or Sasha looking slightly bored at events like the ridiculous turkey pardoning. Kellyanne Conway’s shoes up on the oval office couch during a photo op with the presidents of…

“I would never do that, except for the time that I did exactly that! But there are consequences so I feel really sorry about it now!! Honestly, if I knew I’d actually have to answer for terrorizing poc in their own homes, I would have just saved up my hate for the Internet, kept that racism real casual in public!”